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14th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Unquestionable, Unforgivable (Albus/Gellert)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]centaury_squill
From: [info]purplefulffycat

Title: Unquestionable; Unforgivable
Characters/Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, unsure!Albus, confident!Gellert
Other Warnings/Content: Oral sex, slight dub-con
Word Count: ~1600
Summary/Description:

His eyes drifted absently around his too-small bedroom, the ceiling rafters gathering dust that he couldn't be bothered to clean, which floated down in shimmering motes, catching the amber-summer light. Aberforth's snoring and whimpers from Ariana's nightmares drifted up from the floor below. A cuckoo cried outside.

"Good morning, sleepyhead." The voice at the window startled Albus, and he sprung bolt-upright in his bed. The voice chuckled. "Oh, so jumpy today?"


Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, dear Mystery Recipient! I hope you enjoy reading this morsel as much as I enjoyed writing it :-)

Unquestionable; Unforgivable )
13th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Nine Ways of Looking at a Book (Hermione/Minerva)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]pauraque

Title: Nine Ways of Looking at a Book
Pairing: Hermione/Minerva
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Erotographomania, book kink
Other Content: Cross-gen (no underage, Hermione is an adult), not epilogue compliant
Word Count: ~1600
Summary: Hermione has come back to Hogwarts to teach history. She finds herself looking to the future, too.
Author's Notes: Inspired by Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird by Wallace Stevens. Thank you to my beta, the prompter, and the mods!

Nine Ways of Looking at a Book )
13th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Holiday Madness (Draco/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]digthewriter
From: [info]alisanne

Title: Holiday Madness
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Semi-public sex, dirty talk.
Other Warnings/Content: Anal, oral, second person POV.
Word Count: ~1920
Summary/Description: You know he’ll be there, which means you will be, too.
Author's Notes: Dear recipient, you requested a ‘quirky, angsty’ piece. I hope this fits the bill! Happy Kinky Kristmas.

Holiday Madness )
12th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Game Played Right (Scorpius/Albus Severus/Teddy/James in Various Conmbos)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]iamisaac
From: [info]_melodic_

Title: The Game Played Right
Characters/Pairings: Scorpius/Albus Severus, Scorpius/Teddy, James/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Orgasm Delay/Denial. Dirty Talk. Teasing. Praise!kink.
Other Warnings/Content: Sexually Open Relationships. Anal Fingering. Rim Jobs. Anal Sex. Masturbation. Voyeurism. Facials. Mild Come Play. Blow Jobs. Hand Jobs. Aftercare.
Word Count: ~3,350
Summary/Description: Two glasses of Firewhisky and Scorpius Malfoy will be just about anyone’s.
Author's Notes: I so hope you like this mystery giftee! All my love to C for the beta! <3

The Game Played Right )
11th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: kiss me under the mistletoe (Draco/Lily Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nightfalltwen
From: [info]tryslora

Title: kiss me under the mistletoe
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Lily Luna, Draco/Astoria
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, Office Sex, Oral
Other Warnings/Content: Cunnilingus, Sex Toys, Established Affair
Word Count: ~1700
Summary/Description: Lily knows she sees a different side of Draco, and she has no regrets about their affair. Who cares that he’s married? She only cares that he’s hers.
Author's Notes: Oral sex and an office party? Sounds like a great time for mistletoe! And full body kissing. *grins* This was an utterly lovely prompt, and a joy to write. Have a very Happy Kinky Kristmas!

kiss me under the mistletoe )
11th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: When I Practiced Flirting With You (Harry/Ron)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]tjs_whatnot
From: [info]digthewriter

Title: When I Practiced Flirting With You
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Pining. Dirty Talk. First Time.
Other Warnings/Content: Oral sex. Oblivious boys. Desperate Sex. Friends to Lovers.
Word Count: 3120
Summary/Description: Ron gasps and a desperate moan escapes his throat as Harry swallows him down. "Merlin, Harry. I didn't know you could talk like that."
Author's Notes: I wrote this fic on a train to conquer boredom. I had far too much fun with it. I hope you enjoy it, too! Thanks to R & R for the beta. All the remaining mistakes are mine. The original prompt asked for the following: Kinks/Themes: awkward oblivious boys, pining, desperate-got-to-have it, first time. So I did my best to incorporate that!

When I Practiced Flirting With You )
9th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas 2016 Week 1 Roundup
Looks like Kinky Kristmas is off to a good, smutty start! Huge thanks to everyone who's been reading, viewing, and commenting so far. Keep it up! We've only just warmed up; there's plenty more action to come. And if you want more friends to join the orgy party, go grab a banner and help advertise!

Now, to help you with your catch up reading and to make sure you don't miss anything tasty...

Kinky Kristmas 2016 Week 1 Roundup )
8th December 2016 15:00 - Kinky Kristmas Ad Banners!
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8th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Make It More Exciting (James/Sirius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]lilmisblack
From: [info]iamisaac

Title: Make It More Exciting
Characters/Pairings: James/Sirius
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: public sex, chan/underage (16-17)
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count: ~1300
Summary/Description: Detentions can be long and boring, but Sirius might have found a perfect way to pass the time.
Author's Notes: Sorry I didn't manage the ghost, lovely prompter. I hope I haven't short changed you too much with this fic, which fought me every inch of the way. Many many thanks to Jamie, Mim and Berte for beta, encouragement and support <3

Make It More Exciting )
8th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Private Study (Hermione/Tonks)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From: [info]its_art

Title: Private Study
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Age-Play, Hands-On sexual Education
Other Warnings/Content: Student/Teacher Roleplay, Manual Stimulation, Slight Domination
Word Count: 1000
Summary/Description: Hermione needs a lesson in pleasuring herself. Tonks is more than willing to teach her.
Author's Notes: This story is an AU (Tonks survives DH)

Private Study )
7th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Sundays (Neville/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]tryslora
From: [info]fangqueen

Title: Sundays
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, Bondage, Plants, Size Kink
Other Warnings/Content: Orgasm Delay, Anal Sex, Established Relationship, EWE
Word Count: 3229
Summary: This was the game they played on Sundays.
Author's Notes: I’ve actually never written anything with a D/s dynamic before, so I don’t know that my Neville is the “perfect” dom, but I hope he at least does a bang up job of it anyway! It’s difficult when one’s sub is a spoiled, demanding, talkative person himself. xD To my wisher: Thank you so much for this prompt, it was a real treat, as it challenged me to write some new things for me. I hope you enjoy reading it even half as much as I enjoyed writing it. :)

”Sundays” )
6th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: The Fine Line Between Love and Hate (Severus/Sirius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]r_grayjoy
From: [info]mywitch

Title: The Fine Line Between Love and Hate
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Sirius Black
Rating: Mature
Kinks/Themes Included: frottage, partially clothed sex, rough sex, turning each other black and blue as foreplay, Snape not in charge
Other Warnings/Content: Hogwarts, circa 1977

The Fine Line Between Love and Hate [NWS Art] )
6th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Roommates and Visitors and Other Annoying Things (Severus/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]gracerene
From: [info]elfflame

Title: Roommates and Visitors and Other Annoying Things
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Jealousy, biting, rough sex
Other Warnings/Content: Age difference
Word Count: 4540
Summary/Description: Why Severus ever let Draco stay with him, he would never know.
Author's Notes: Thank you to the Mods for this fest, which is definitely one of the highlights of my year. To Rowan for a quick lookover, and also my beta, K, whom I adore. Hope you enjoy this, recipient. I had fun writing it.

Man was made for Joy & Woe/ And when this we rightly know/ Thro the World we safely go – William Blake, Auguries of Innocence )
5th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Home for the Holidays (Charlie/James Sirius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]snegurochka_lee
From: [info]gracerene

Title: Home for the Holidays
Characters/Pairings: Charlie Weasley/James Sirius Potter
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Incest, Penetration, First Time
Other Warnings/Content: uncle/nephew incest, virgin!James, pansexual Charlie, anal fingering, anal sex, bottom James, James is 18, some dirty talk
Word Count: ~4,200
Summary/Description: Charlie was expecting a normal holiday season at home, surrounded by food, laughter, and the warm embrace of family. He didn't count on James taking that last bit quite so literally.
Author's Notes: Happy December, lovely prompter! I adored your prompt, and I hope you enjoy the direction I took it in! <3

Home for the Holidays )
4th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: From a Baby (Snape/His Hand Plus Other Useful Tools)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]mywitch
From: [info]kelly_chambliss

Title: From a Baby
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/His Hand Plus Other Useful Tools
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: wanking, watching
Other Warnings/Content: misuse of magical artefacts
Word Count: ~2500
Summary/Description: Bertie Botts helps Severus Snape get into the Yuletide spirit.
Author's Notes: Dear Recipient, you asked to be surprised about the "who," so I decided to let you have the fun of surprising yourself. My grateful thanks to my most skillful of betas and to the tireless mods.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

From a Baby )
4th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Five Years Since Bimbleswats (Draco/Teddy/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]lq_traintracks
From: [info]tryslora

Title: Five Years Since Bimbleswats
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Teddy/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: double penetration
Other Warnings/Content: established relationship, anal plug, cock ring, multiple orgasms, hung!Harry, domesticity, fingering, voyeurism
Word Count: ~3900
Summary/Description: It’s been five years since Bimbleswats, and Draco thinks that is definitely something worth celebrating.
Author's Notes: Oh my dear, this was so much fun to write. I absolutely adore this trio and your requested kink was perfect. I loved being able to write this for you, and I hope you really enjoy the extra, added bits (for their pleasure!). Have the happiest of Kinky Kristmases, hon!!

Five Years Since Bimbleswats )
4th December 2016 10:59 - Kinky Kristmas Posting Information
And we're a mere hour away from the first pieces of Kinky Kristmas 2016 going up! While we're waiting, we thought we'd let you know how the schedule is going to go this year.

We'll be posting porny pieces Sunday through Thursday each week. A weekly roundup will go up every Friday, then Friday and Saturday will be designated "catch up on your reading/viewing" days. Posting will happen regularly at 1:00 pm U.S. Eastern time (the will of the sadistic universe allowing...).

Looks like we have an interesting range of kinks, themes, and moods across the works this year. We're looking forward to sharing the spectacular smut!

See you back here shortly...
3rd December 2016 13:18 - Kinky Kristmas Pieces Due!
For those participating, your Kinky Kristmas pieces are now past due. If you haven't sent in your submission or asked about an extension yet, be sure to do so ASAP! We've responded to all of the submission emails and extension requests that we've received. If you've tried to contact us and haven't heard back, we didn't get it, so please email us again.

Remember, Kinky Kristmas posting begins at 1:00 pm U.S. Eastern time TOMORROW, December 4! Be sure you show up to see what Smutty Santa brings for all the bad little boys and girls this year...
24th November 2016 12:48 - Kinky Kristmas 2016 Headers
Here are the headers for your Kinky Kristmas pieces. These are to be used by both members and watchers who are participating.


Fic Header:



Art Header:




Remember, your pieces are due in just over a week!

Submit your pieces to us at dd.mods at gmail by Friday, December 2. Send fic as a .doc or .rtf file; no Googledocs please. Send art directly to us as well -- we'll be hosting it for you. Remember, we're posting pieces anonymously, so don't include anything that gives away your identity in your headers, and don't post your work elsewhere until reveals have gone up in January!


[Obviously, we're getting these up quite a bit later than intended. Apologies for that. It's been a, er, difficult couple of weeks. We're behind on replying to emails and so forth as well, but we're working on it right now!]
16th October 2016 19:53 - Kinky Kristmas Claiming is Complete!
All the wishes have been stricken from the list, and claiming for Kinky Kristmas 2016 is over. However, if you missed the claiming period but still want to play, you're not too late! We always need pinch hits and additional pieces before Smutty Santa arrives. Comment to this post (comments screened) or send us an email (dd.mods@gmail.com) to let us know you're interested, and we'll contact you as some options open up.

Thanks, all!
16th October 2016 11:00 - Kinky Kristmas Claiming Now Open to Watchers!
Attn: Watchers! You may now begin claiming wishes for Kinky Kristmas. Want to make someone's smutty holiday wish come true? Go HERE to pick a porny prompt!

You need not have an IJ to play, but please leave an email address where you can be reached in your comment.
15th October 2016 11:00 - Kinky Kristmas 2016 Wish Claiming Post
It's that time again... Loose the hounds! ;D

Below you'll find a numbered list of all the wishes submitted by our members. There's a huge variety: het, femslash, and slash, all sorts of pairings, threesomes and moresomes, romantic themes to dark ones, and, of course, dozens of different kinks. They range from a little bit naughty to thoroughly filthy. Something for everyone!

In order to make a claim, simply reply to this post and tell us the number of the wish you'd like to fulfill. Comments are screened to preserve anonymity. Each wish can be claimed only once, and as they're taken they'll be struck off the list. We'll be monitoring the post closely and crossing out wishes as they're claimed. If the prompt you pick has already been taken, we'll let you know right away; otherwise you can assume you got the wish you wanted.

Members you have a 24 hour "head start" to make your claims before watchers join in.

Watchers: a post will go up at noon U.S. Eastern time tomorrow (October 16th) to let you know you may begin claiming wishes. Also note: If all of the wishes appear to be disappearing before the member period is over, don't panic! We have some plans and ideas that should make plenty of options available to you if necessary.


Note about dealbreakers: It is assumed that necrophilia and bodily fluids not typically associated with sex (acronym: SPEW: Scat necroPhilia Emetophilia Watersports, ha!) are included in the dealbreakers unless the prompter has stated otherwise. This is not intended as a value judgment regarding "good" or "bad" kinks, but simply as an attempt to save space on the (already quite long!) list of wishes.

Completed pieces are due by Friday, December 2 and should be emailed to dd.mods@gmail.com. Fic must be a minimum of 1,000 words and art must be a completed piece. Both fic and art must merit at least an R rating. No crossovers permitted. Watchers: your pieces must fit into a single IJ post. The mods reserve the right to refuse any fic that contains significant SPAG problems or art that appears to be a last-minute slap-dash sketch, so be sure to plan ahead and find a reliable beta. Headers for both fic and art will become available a little closer to December.

We're super excited to be running the "usual" Kinky Kristmas again, and we're looking forward to seeing loads of fantastic, kinky work to end 2016 with a whole lot of bang(s)!

Click for the Big Wish List )
14th October 2016 14:44 - Psst! Pass it On!
Since we're moving things along fast, we need your help getting the word out that Kinky Kristmas wish claiming is this weekend!!! Help us advertise today so that we all get a good turnout for our annual orgy!

KK2014 Censored Banner
(art by [info]venturous, banner by [info]twilightsorcery)

Wish claiming begins THIS WEEKEND!

Members begin claiming at noon U.S. Eastern time on Saturday, October 15.
Watchers begin claiming at noon U.S. Eastern time on Sunday, October 16.

Get your silk stockings stuffed this holiday season!
on [info]daily_deviant




Thilia Girly Banner
(art and banner by [info]thilia)

Wish claiming begins THIS WEEKEND!

Members begin claiming at noon U.S. Eastern time on Saturday, October 15.
Watchers begin claiming at noon U.S. Eastern time on Sunday, October 16.

Get your silk stockings stuffed this holiday season!
on [info]daily_deviant




Thilia Harry Hotshorts Banner
(art and banner by [info]thilia)

Wish claiming begins THIS WEEKEND!

Members begin claiming at noon U.S. Eastern time on Saturday, October 15.
Watchers begin claiming at noon U.S. Eastern time on Sunday, October 16.

Get your silk stockings stuffed this holiday season!
on [info]daily_deviant

10th October 2016 17:24 - A Quick Heads Up
Since things often tend to get missed on weekends, we want to quickly point out that Kinky Kristmas information went up on Saturday! Scroll down a bit, and you should find everything you need to know in order to play or follow along this year.

Members! The schedule is tight, so you have very little time to get your wishes in. Don't miss out!
8th October 2016 23:33 - Kinky Kristmas 2016 Information Post
Our behinds are running behind, so it'll be a bit of a tight schedule, but -- Kinky Kristmas 2016 is a go!

Here are all the dates, rules, and other information you need in order to play along and get your Kink on this Kristmas. The format is returning to the usual this year, so this post is largely a copy/paste from Kinky Kristmases past. But for those who are new to the game – or those who'd just like a refresher since it has been a while and all -- here are the down and dirty deets:

The Basics

Our members work hard all year 'round to provide the fandom with quality kinky pr0n, and they deserve to be on the receiving end in December. They'll be making smutty wishes for fics and art that would make their holidays happy, then both members AND watchers will get to claim and fulfill those wishes.

We're excited to give our watchers an opportunity to take part in thanking our members and to participate in the comm with us. And who knows -- we might even find a talented new member or two! (We love it when new blood comes right to our front door; it's even better than pizza delivery!)

Once again, Kinky Kristmas will be double-blind anonymous. The wishes will be posted anonymously and the claiming will also take place anonymously. Only we mods will know which wish is whose and what writer (or artist) has whisked it away (try saying that three times fast). All pieces will be submitted to the mods (dd.mods@gmail.com) for anonymous posting throughout December. Author/artist reveals will take place in early January.

The Specifics

Shortly we will put up a post asking members to begin submitting their wishes. This will be done through screened comments to the post. We'll continue collecting wishes for five days.

At noon U.S. Eastern time on Saturday, October 15 we will post a numbered list of all the wishes and claiming will begin. Claiming will also be done though screened comments to the post. Each participant may claim one wish to fulfill, and claiming will be on a first-come-first-served basis. Once claimed, a prompt will be struck from the list. Our members will have a 24 hour "head start" to make claims before watchers may begin.

Participants will have just under seven weeks to create their works. (Yes, that's a week or two less than usual, but it's still plenty of time to whip up a short'n'porny. Besides, we all know most of us don't start writing/drawing until a week before the deadline anyway... ;P) All pieces are due by Friday, December 2. Requirements for fic and art are the same as all other months on the comm. Fic must be a minimum of 1,000 words and art must be a finished piece. Both fic and art must merit at least an R rating (though the more debauched the better!). Watchers' fics must fit into a single IJ post. No crossovers permitted. Headers and other submission guidelines will come later.

Both members' and watchers' pieces will be posted anonymously throughout December beginning on Sunday, December 4. At this time the names of the wishers/giftees will be revealed, so everyone will get to find out for whom they've written/drawn. Author/artist reveals will be posted in early January.

Right, that should just about cover it. We look forward to seeing another great collection of fabulous, kinky fic and art this holiday season!
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