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11th Birthday Bash: Dirty Drabble/Drawble Day 5 
13th April 2017 13:56
Day 5! NOTE: We've decided to go ahead and add in one more day of dirty drabbling/drawbling to make it a full week. So the final prompt will be on Saturday. On Sunday, we'll be starting something new...









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You need not use the both prompt images nor the exact images/items directly in your piece. Allow the images to influence and inspire you any way they will.

By definition, a drabble is exactly 100 words and a drawble is a rough sketch equivalent. However, we're not going to be running anyone's work through a word counter here. Just have fun with it!
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13th April 2017 23:00 - Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
“Well,” Severus purred, eyeing Weasley, “I thought I’d seen everything, but this is new.”

“Just fix it!” Weasley, face red, averted his face. Potter stood behind him not even trying to conceal his amusement.

Lips pursed, Severus examined the…fruit? Vegetable? The thing Weasley’s cock was…inside. “How does it feel?”

“Does it matter? It…won’t come off.”

“Do you frequently stick your dick into unsuspecting flora?”

Potter laughed out loud.

“No!” Weasley huffed. “Please just…get it off!”

“You’re sure?” Severus murmured. “Did you…get off?”

Potter was making choked noises.

“I hate you,” Weasley growled.

Severus smirked. “Indeed.” It took two swishes of his wand to remove it. Levitating it before Weasley, he said, “Souvenir?”

Growling under his breath, Weasley leapt off the examination table and dashed out the door. Potter coughed. “Thanks.”

Severus hummed. “Learn from Weasley’s mistake. Avoid fornicating with fruit.”

Potter grinned. “Oh, I only stick my dick inside arseholes.” Glancing at the thing still floating in the air, he shuddered. “That looks too much like a—”

“Quite.” Severus smirked. “So, are you currently—?” He paused.

“Seeing anyone? No.” Potter gave him a slow once-over. “You?”

“No.”

Potter nodded. “I’ll be back, I just need to check on Ron.”

Severus inclined his head. “Very well. And Potter?”

“Yes?”

“Don’t bring any fruit.”
13th April 2017 23:44 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
Surely, Severus wants Harry to bring one banana to the party. XD
14th April 2017 14:56 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
Haha!
Actually, Severus strikes me more as a sausage man. ;)
Thanks, ho!
15th April 2017 14:08 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
and that was a typo. *smacks self*
Thanks *HON!
14th April 2017 01:52 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
Oh god, I'm in bits! Too funny!

I wanted to quote my favourite lines of dialogue, but that would be literally all of them!

Ron's utter mortification, Harry's inability to stifle his laughter, Severus's epic lines ... just brilliant!

AND THE TITLE! I was snorting before I even started reading the drabble!
14th April 2017 14:58 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
*giggles*
Thank you! I'm glad I could give you a chuckle. :)
Poor Ron was sadly easy for Severus to mock. Hehehe.
The title took me a minute, but yeah, coming up with that was fun, too. *g*
14th April 2017 09:13 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
That title take the biscuit!
14th April 2017 14:59 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
*g*
Thank you!
I admit, I laughed when I thought of it. :)
14th April 2017 10:29 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
LOL! Oh my god, now I feel bad for Ron – in so many levels!

Love this so much, the title!!!! Awesome!
14th April 2017 15:03 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
*giggles*
You'd be the only one who feels bad for Ron, the rest of us are too busy laughing.
Even Harry's pretty amused. ;)
Thanks, hon! So glad you enjoyed. <3
14th April 2017 11:55 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
Oh, this was great! Loved the banter. :D
14th April 2017 15:04 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
Thanks, dear! *g*
I'm glad you liked it. :)
16th April 2017 00:35 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
LMAO! Too funny! Poor Ron, I'm sure there was alcohol involved!

:D
16th April 2017 22:01 - Re: Fruits and Nuts, Severus/Harry (implied), Ron, PG-13
*giggles*
Probably. ;)
Poor Ron indeed.
Thanks, bb!
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