Daily Deviant
- there is no such thing as 'too kinky'
 
2nd April 2017 13:50
And we're entering the third week of our birthday festivities! Everyone ready for a new party game? (You know you've been curious about this one...)



The idea is to come up with words, terms, or phrases that one might find in cliche or poorly-written erotica -- for every letter of the alphabet! For example... "H" is for "heaving bosom," or "W" is for "weeping cock."

- Players take turns submitting words in alphabetical order.
- There is no set rotation for players, and each player may come back and submit words for as many letters as they like.
- However, players cannot use two letters in a row.
- In other words, if you submit a word for letter A, you must wait for someone else to do letter B, then you can come back to do letter C. Or someone else entirely can do letter C, and you can come back for a later letter.
- You can use single words, multi-word terms, short, cliche phrases, or... anything that strikes your fancy. (Or, given the subject matter, anything that makes you cringe!)
- Use a new comment in reply to this post -- not in reply to the previous comment -- for each letter. (That way we can discuss each others' wonderful/terrible word choices without losing track of the game thread.)
- Put the letter in the subject line so that we can easily see where we are in the alphabet.

So, how well-versed in purple erotic prose are you?

Shall we see how many times can we get through the alphabet?
Comments 
6th April 2017 15:58 - M
Member! OMG THIS IS THE LEAST SEXY WORD EVER (except for prick). NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
6th April 2017 18:19 - Re: M
Right?! Member! Ew - makes me think of the boys in their members only jackets in high school. Also it makes theis other unpleasant word pop into my mind - dismember EEK!
6th April 2017 19:55 - Re: M
LOL about the Members' Only jackets. I just find it so icky and clinical. Not something that should be sexy.
8th April 2017 00:42 - Re: M
Dismember! LMAO In my mind, that shall be the true meaning of this word forevermore... "I'm going to dismember you!!"
6th April 2017 19:46 - Re: M
Add moist before the member and I'm running away as fast as I can.
6th April 2017 22:08 - Re: M
Moist is one of those weird words that should not be used with sex at all. Food? Sure. Ground? Of course. But not sexy tiems! Moist members? Ewwwwww!
8th April 2017 00:44 - Re: M
OMG YES. I was going to use "moist" if I happened to show up for M. Because, yes, nothing that is "moist" is ever pleasant unless it's a cake. o_O
8th April 2017 00:47 - Re: M
I had a feeling this one would come up (no pun intended)! XD It's not the worst euphemism ever, but the problem is that euphemisms are rarely good. No need for a "member" when a "cock" will do just fine! LOL
8th April 2017 01:03 - Re: M
There are worse but it's pretty high up in my 'do not want' list.
10th April 2017 17:01 - Re: M
Sometimes you need to break up the repetition though, especially with slash threesomes/moresomes.You can have too many "cock"s *cough* ;) I'm really not a fan of "member", for me it's only marginally better than "meat" (omg now there's another viable candidate for M!)
11th April 2017 16:40 - Re: M
OMG, "meat!" "MAN MEAT!" LMAO

Hahaha, I actually said that in a beta comment to someone once! Something like, "I never thought I'd say this, but, uh, there are a few too many "cock"s in here..." ;D

Yeah, one of the great challenges of writing smut... Trying for some sort of variety in the vocabulary and/or finding alternate ways to phrase things so that you don't need so many "cock"s. *headdesk*
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