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RACY RACERS, START YOUR EROTIC ENGINES! |
“I thought you said that now we were living together, we probably didn’t need to have quickies in my office?” he said quizzically. “Not to mention that it was almost certainly inappropriate after my promotion?”
James, his cheeks pink from arousal and hazel eyes dark from lust, looked across at him. “That was before you grew that fucking beard,” he growled, pushing himself away from the wall and moving towards Teddy. “Then, out on the field, with you taking control like that – taking those two witches down with one spell – so in charge, so fucking sexy.”
He had reached Teddy and wrapped his arms around him, rubbing his rigid cock up against Teddy’s Auror robes.
“I was, was I?” Teddy asked, amused.
“You know you were.” James’s voice was hoarse with emotion as he leaned over to whisper in Teddy’s ear, rubbing his face against Teddy’s beard as he did so. “Fuck, I love this thing.”
“This thing?” Teddy teased. “Are you calling your boyfriend – and, incidentally, your boss – a ‘thing’?”
“Fuck off.” One of James’s hands moved between Teddy’s legs, and damn it, the younger man knew exactly how to turn Teddy on. Though maybe that wasn’t surprising, given the amount of ‘practice’ they did. “You knew,” James added, rubbing his whole face against the right side of Teddy’s beard, “what this did to me, and you grew it anyway. Take the consequences.”
Teddy couldn’t help thinking that being propositioned by his incredibly gorgeous boyfriend wasn’t really the worst consequence in the world, even if – now that he was Deputy Head Auror – it was indeed probably entirely inappropriate to be taking advantage of it in work hours. On the other hand, they had – and James was right, if Teddy was honest: it had mostly been him – just taken down some really dark and vicious criminals. Surely he had the right to blow off a bit of steam? And he’d already been through the inquest with Harry, so he was safe from his boss (and James’s dad) coming in. Why not? Why the hell not?
“Oh,” he said, with mock innocent, “so you like the beard?”
James lowered his mouth and dug his teeth into Teddy’s neck, licking the coarse hairs that filled his mouth. “Yes, you bastard,” he said, moving the hand not rubbing Teddy’s cock to stroke the other side of his face, “I do. Now, how about you stick it between my legs?”
“Such grace, Auror Potter,” Teddy drawled, his voice in strict Deputy Head mode. “Don’t you know you catch more flies with honey?”
It was one of Hermione’s sayings, persuading them to treat suspected criminals with politeness; and Teddy wondered a bit too late whether quoting James’s aunt was really the best move when they were – doing what they were. However, James didn’t seem to care.
“Shut up and suck me off,” he demanded, tugging the short hairs on Teddy’s face downwards.
And Merlin, but James was hot like this. All needy and demanding. Plus, of course, the moment Teddy had walked into the room and seen James with his cock out, he’d wanted his mouth around it. James knew how much Teddy loved sucking him. God, though, if someone did come in – come in and find their boss on his knees to James…
Teddy kind of hated that the thought made it hotter. Except, it made it hotter.
“You know you want to.” James was smirking, probably knowing exactly what Teddy was thinking. They’d shared too many fantasies for him not to know.
“Yeah,” Teddy sighed, sliding to the floor.
He hated the way James’s hand slipped from Teddy’s cock; wanted to replace it with his own immediately. But instead he slid his hands up James’s legs, still in the tight trousers that the Aurors were obliged to wear. Teddy could see the usefulness – nothing trailing, to catch spells or catch in doorways. On the other hand, James in those trousers was distracting at the worst of times… and this was the best of times. So Teddy slid his hands up James’s muscular cloth-covered thighs, and sighed in pleasure as he pushed down his boyfriend’s trousers and pants. The legs beneath were definitely worth it.