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| Entry tags: | *fic, 2007-08, author: misfit_ragdoll, author: ragdoll, character: bill, character: charlie, character: tonks, content: threesome, theme: au |
Interstellar Overdrive (Bill/Tonks/Charlie, NC-17)
Author:
ragdoll
Theme/kink: A/U (Wizards! In! Space!)
Warnings: Threesome, otherwise fairly vanilla.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 9650
Compliant to: HBP
Title: Interstellar Overdrive
Pairing: Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks/Charlie Weasley
Warnings: Threesome, mention of character death, mention of impending wedding
Summary: When Lord Voldemort's forces shoot down Charlie Weasley's ship, he and his fellow Phoenix Alliance members find themselves marooned on a small forest moon and in need of creative ways to pass the time.
Notes: Thanks to
r_grayjoy,
katesque,
green_amber and LJ's Renn for their help and support. I hadn't expected this story to become as big as it did. From little PWPs, big stories grow.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."--Arthur C. Clarke
Bill Weasley came to in the cockpit of the Dragon, the air filled with dust and smoke. It took him several minutes before realisation began to filter into his muddled brain. They'd been trying to outrun a Death Eater fighter, Charlie showing off his best hot shot piloting moves in order to evade them. The last thing Bill remembered was seeing the white hot burst of laser fire coming toward them and then…nothing.
He unstrapped himself from his seat, and immediately checked the nav system to see where the hell they were. To his relief they'd crash-landed on what appeared to be a small forested moon. At least they weren't adrift somewhere in the middle of space without any shields or firepower. The little ship was on emergency power, just enough to run diagnostics and minor operations, but not much else. It looked as though they wouldn't be going anywhere for a while. However, a look at the readouts confirmed that they were dealing with a breathable atmosphere and bearable conditions outside. That was a minor miracle in itself.
Out of habit, he rubbed his thumb over the silver engagement ring on his left hand, but it felt cold to the touch, another indication of just how far off course they had to be. Under normal circumstances, it would be warm. It was a Vee'lah artefact, a marvel of that race's psionic technology, which linked him to his fiancée Fleur at all times. At least until now. He could feel no trace of her. It wasn't a comforting thought.
Shaking off his concern, Bill hit a button on the console, setting the diagnostic program in motion, and then glanced over at the pilot's chair. His brother, Charlie, was beginning to come to.
"Holy fuck," Charlie groaned, rubbing at his temples, his hands coming away wet with blood from a cut on his head. "What the hell happened?"
"You tell me, Charlie," Bill responded, helping his younger brother to his feet. "You were the one piloting the ship."
Charlie screwed up his face in thought, trying to recall the details of their ordeal. "We took a hit. Big one from those bastards. Clipped us…on the nose and that was it. I saw a small moon not too far out and tried to get us there in one piece." He checked the readout and then smiled ruefully. "Looks like I managed it, didn't I?"
"Yeah, they'll be singing songs about your valour from here to Durmstrang City and declare you a hero," Bill scoffed. "Assuming we can ever get off this bloody rock to tell anybody."
"There is that," Charlie agreed, then glanced down at the console. "We'll see how bad the damage is and go from there. If nothing else, we'll have to work on the comm system and get the Patronus Net up and running. At least that way we've got a chance of the Alliance finding us before Lord Voldemort and his goons, yeah?"
"Right now," Bill said, "we need to find the med kit and see what sort of supplies you've got onboard here. You have got emergency supplies, haven't you?"
Charlie rolled his eyes, then winced with pain. "What kind of prat do you think I am, Bilberry?" He held up his hand, the knuckles bruised and swollen. "No, don't answer that, mate."
"I will," said a female voice, breaking into their conversation. Lieutenant Nymphadora Tonks, formerly of the Auroran Guard, stuck her head through the broken door leading to the back of the ship, her pink-tinged hair matted and thick with dust. "You're a great big prat, Weasley. I think they need to change your nickname from 'Dragon-Tamer' to 'Dragon-Killer' if you ask me." She pushed the door open just far enough to limp through, then glared at the brothers. "Thanks for checking up on me, boys. Your concern's so very touching."
"Shite," Bill muttered, hurrying over to her side. He put an arm around her slim waist, leading her over to his empty seat. "You all right, Tonks? I'm going to blame my negligence on a concussion if it's all the same to you."
"I'm the one with concussion," Charlie countered with a grin. "He's just got his head too full of codes to remember anything useful. Except possibly his upcoming nuptials."
Tonks narrowed her dark eyes, clearly not being taken in by Charlie's attempts at humour. "Born and bred Traders like you lot ought to know the golden rule -- 'Kin before craft', innit?" she scoffed. "After all, if the whole flipping crew bleeds to death while you piss about with the ship, you've got nobody to fly the damned thing!"
"Oi," Charlie exclaimed, bristling. "No one was 'pissing about', Tonks. I'd just come to and Big Brother here was just making certain we weren't going to die of oxygen deprivation before we got any further." He shook his head in annoyance, all traces of good humour now gone. "You of all people shouldn't be mouthing off about regs at any rate." One of the reasons Tonks was a former Guard member had to do with her inability to toe the line. However, it wasn't something she liked to be reminded of.
Bill saw Tonks ball her fists, her arm twitching as if she was about to strike. He grabbed it, holding her back, then flashed her his most charming smile. "Now, now, don't let's fight just yet. We've got to assess the damage and get ourselves back to Headquarters. Admiral Dumbledore sent us out to retrieve those data crystals with the hopes the Death Eaters didn't kill us. I don't think he'd take it too kindly if we did the job ourselves." He glanced over at Charlie who was still looking a bit dazed. "Save the fight for when we get home – then you can beat each other raw for all I care."
Tonks opened her mouth to argue, then seemed to think better of it. She relaxed and gave him a terse nod in response. "Makes sense to me. Though it might be a long time before we see those hallowed halls again. Comm system's completely fried."
Charlie grunted in agreement. "Right. Well, then, I suppose we'd better start making ourselves feel at home on this rock, haven't we?"