"Lupin," deadpans James at last, "are you trying to tell me that you're my dad, and I'm Malfoy's dad, and you fucked me when I was a teenager but then figured you were a war orphan who should recreate a nuclear family with a Weasley woman, and that's why you–"
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*goes back and reads smut*
Okay, actually, no comments; brain too spilled out ears of nnngh. Heh.
"Lupin," deadpans James at last, "are you trying to tell me that you're my dad, and I'm Malfoy's dad, and you fucked me when I was a teenager but then figured you were a war orphan who should recreate a nuclear family with a Weasley woman, and that's why you–"
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*goes back and reads smut*
Okay, actually, no comments; brain too spilled out ears of nnngh. Heh.