Title: The Ways of Elves and Bikers
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luvscharliePairings/Characters: Charlie Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: R
Warnings: Crack (So. Much. Crack.), fellatio, things your mother should never see, and elf ears (cause seriously, when there are elf ears in a fic, they should be warned for) ♥
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Costumes
Word Count: 3,030
Summary: St. Mungo's needs elves to assist Father Christmas in their annual event for the children at the hospital. Tonks recruits an assistant with a not-so-charitable demeanor.
A/N: Gosh, how I have missed writing here. My muse is back with a vengeance! I've missed you all. *smooches you madly* Thank you
haumea and almalthia for the beta, as well as my buddy,
ragdoll who helped Charlie out of the Rocky Horror Picture Show nightmare I had created for him when I thought suspenders in England were the same thing they are over here in America. Charlie gives his sincere thanks. This was humiliating enough.
( The Ways of Elves and Bikers )