Title: The Honeyduke's Job
Author:
nishizonoCharacters: Harry/Draco
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Auror H/D, established relationship, Draco on a sugar high, and the abuse of children's songs
Themes/kinks chosen:
Bertie Botts goes out of business when it is discovered that the poison flavored jelly beans are in fact poisoned.Word Count: 3193
Summary: What could be more fun than a stakeout in a sweet shop with Draco Malfoy? Well there's castration, watching Hagrid give Voldemort a lap dance...
Author's notes: I took certain liberties with the prompt, there isn't much smut, and the ending is rushed. I hope, though, that it amuses.
( Blindfolds on Potter and clamps on his nipples! )