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Art: Book of Flowers 
6th March 2009 15:27
Title: Book of Flowers
Artist: [info]didodikali
Media: pencil.
Characters: Ron, a magic book, Dumbledore.
Rating: NC-17?
Warnings: A complete lack of scruples.
Themes/kinks chosen: Erotic art.
Artist's notes: It's the 6th here in NZ. Am I doing this date thing here right?
Art preview:


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One might think that the experienced or the kindly would warn those in the flower of manhood not to touch the book of the magical paintings of Bubeleh. Alas, this charming book resists all warnings of magic or memory.


If one turned back to the job of shelving other books, and resisted Bubeleh's charming paintings of faintly familiar strangers engaged in licentiousness, one could avoid one's undoing. And indeed a casual touch will elicit nothing. It is only when one keeps on looking and licking a finger and touching it to the pages that one is undone lickety split.


The book is hungry for knowledge, and once implanted, the book takes the infusion of new painting material and makes a new painting in the likeness of the donor- usually engaged in the donor's favorite erotic activity.


Some contributors are not amused and may attempt to vandalize the book. Of course, all attempts fail and repair themselves, leaving the book richer by one lovely new seed-tempera painting.


Then I take the book home. But of course since I have far too much control to spill seed heedlessly, my portrait is not in this book, no matter how much I fuck the pretty pictures.

I will need to get the cover rebound soon though.
Comments 
5th March 2009 20:33
Ahahahahahahaha!
Clever and utterly brilliant! *g*
DD is such a perv, bless him. ;)
6th March 2009 13:25
Thanks!
I think he's a perv, too. =)
5th March 2009 20:36
*spills tea laughing*
that was excellent. Charming pictures, and a great little story! : )
6th March 2009 13:25
Thanks! =)
5th March 2009 20:39
*collapses on desk, shaking with laughter* xDDD
Brilliance, utter sweet gorgeous brilliance xD
6th March 2009 13:28
Thanks! =)
5th March 2009 20:58
Hahahahahahah! Oh my. So brilliant!
6th March 2009 13:29
Thanks! =)
5th March 2009 21:52
marvelous! magical!
I do so love the wizarding world, and so appreciate the whimsical tone and medieval reference here.
6th March 2009 13:30
Thanks! =)
5th March 2009 22:10
*giggles wildly* This is hilarious.
6th March 2009 13:33
Thanks! =)
5th March 2009 22:36
Oh, HEE.
6th March 2009 13:47
;D
5th March 2009 22:44
Oh, such cool magic! And so adorable!
6th March 2009 13:34
Thanks! =)
5th March 2009 22:47
For the win! This is awesome. I love Ron's facial expressions most of all, particularly the last one.
6th March 2009 13:34
Thanks! =) Oh, poor dear Ron.
5th March 2009 22:55
Book of Bubeleh. Snort. Heeheeheehee.
6th March 2009 13:48
Sounds like something to avoid, eh. =D
5th March 2009 23:54
Pervy!Dumbledore ftw! This is a hilarious little story, and Ron is simply adorable in his library page outfit... and he just would get absorbed by a book of erotic art, wouldn't he?
6th March 2009 13:32
Thanks! =) ...'absorbed'. *laughs*
6th March 2009 00:12
This is adorable. You have such a lovely style of drawing and I love the story.
6th March 2009 13:27
Thanks! =)
6th March 2009 00:18
That is so creative! And I love Ron's outfit! And Dumbledore--hahahahaa!
6th March 2009 04:27
Name of the Rose references FTW! ;-) Nice spin on the tale, and poor, poor Ron...
6th March 2009 05:16
SEED-TEMPERA. Oh my god. *hearts*
6th March 2009 13:27
=D I am so glad someone noticed that bit.
6th March 2009 05:53
That's fantastic - clever little tale and beautifully drawn! I particularly like your 'Dumbledore voice' in the narration, and his smug expression in the last panel :-)

PurpleFluffyCat x
6th March 2009 13:49
Thanks! =)
6th March 2009 06:35
Ahahaha, that is fabulous! Very creative.
6th March 2009 07:04
What a yummy mixture of innocence and opportunistic perversion!
6th March 2009 07:57
Very hot and very clever! Wonderful :-)
6th March 2009 09:41
Haha! That is so clever and fun! I love the references to "Name of the Rose" and the idea of seed-tempera! *dies* So much fun!
6th March 2009 22:58
Hehe, that's brilliant! And I love your drawing style!

xxx
7th March 2009 22:32
Ahahaha this is fantastic! I love it :) (and from aotearoa too! whoo!)
15th March 2009 12:12
*dies*
29th March 2009 21:12
That last line - ! ROLFMFMAO!!!!!!!!!
4th April 2009 09:38
Ha, Dumbledore you pervert! And Ron is a perv too.

Lovely! :)
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