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  <title>Customers Suck</title>
  <subtitle>Because retail is the lowest circle of hell.</subtitle>
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    <name>Customers Suck</name>
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  <updated>2008-11-22T01:06:02Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:6788</id>
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    <title>'Tis the season! </title>
    <published>2008-11-22T01:06:02Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-22T01:06:02Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Please tell me the apeshit customers and bold-as-hell shoplifters aren't just my &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/6788.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:6234</id>
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    <title>lol, letter format</title>
    <published>2008-08-19T17:25:08Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-19T17:25:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Dear cranky family who is Never Coming Back to our cafe,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was willing to hear  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/6234.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:5979</id>
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    <title>Dear Already Moody Customer</title>
    <published>2008-07-21T20:43:01Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-21T20:43:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Do not blame us when at 9PM on a Sunday night that we are running out of product &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/5979.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:5711</id>
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    <title>Not directory service, thanks</title>
    <published>2008-05-12T18:45:34Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-12T18:54:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I work for a very large state agency in a very large state, where one of my duti &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/5711.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:5458</id>
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    <title>customers_suck @ 2008-05-07T19:33:00</title>
    <published>2008-05-08T02:44:02Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-08T02:44:02Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Once upon a time I worked in a law library where my customers were lawyers and l &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/5458.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:5158</id>
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    <title>(name changed to protect the derranged)</title>
    <published>2008-04-20T06:51:23Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-20T06:51:23Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Ever get the kind of call where you answer the phone and it sounds sorta like th &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/5158.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:4832</id>
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    <title>customers_suck @ 2008-03-30T13:37:00</title>
    <published>2008-03-30T17:38:37Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-30T17:38:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">FastFacts: I work at the shoe store where fashion is comfort. Our store branch s &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/4832.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:4478</id>
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    <title>Bellydance Bullshido? </title>
    <published>2008-03-19T04:17:11Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-19T04:28:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I had a customer today who's supposed to be a bellydance instructor. The woman i &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/4478.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:4324</id>
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    <title>Minor suck but still sucky</title>
    <published>2008-02-28T01:20:38Z</published>
    <updated>2008-02-28T01:20:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I work in a small public library -- and besides the old hag who outright lied to &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/4324.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:4032</id>
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    <title>Tales from the library</title>
    <published>2008-01-28T02:58:41Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-28T02:58:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">A few years ago I worked in a law library, and my customers were lawyers and law &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/4032.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <title>Two for the price of one!</title>
    <published>2008-01-24T16:54:08Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-24T16:54:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know, I u &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/3611.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:3346</id>
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    <title>Be nice to me--I have the power to affect your credit rating!</title>
    <published>2007-12-22T05:59:23Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-22T05:59:23Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So you know where I'm coming from, I work as a collector for federal student loa &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/3346.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:2874</id>
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    <title>I would love to know the story behind this one</title>
    <published>2007-12-17T01:40:10Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-17T01:40:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Last night I was in the drugstore picking up a few items when I overheard a cash &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/2874.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:2695</id>
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    <title>customers_suck @ 2007-12-07T22:30:00</title>
    <published>2007-12-08T03:46:11Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-08T03:46:11Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Where to start? I know, I'll just make a list, and start from number one and jus &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/2695.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:2510</id>
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    <title>Dear Customer</title>
    <published>2007-11-20T01:11:25Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-20T01:12:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Dear Customer,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just because I happen to work here doesn't mean that I know abso &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/2510.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:2291</id>
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    <title>customers_suck @ 2007-08-30T11:51:00</title>
    <published>2007-08-30T16:51:52Z</published>
    <updated>2007-08-30T16:51:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I know this is for customers but this is about me being the customer and having  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/2291.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:1994</id>
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    <title>customers_suck @ 2007-08-22T13:08:00</title>
    <published>2007-08-22T18:15:23Z</published>
    <updated>2007-08-22T18:15:23Z</updated>
    <content type="html">The sheer level of WTF keeps this from being long. For the record, I work at a b &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/1994.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:1653</id>
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    <title>customers_suck @ 2007-08-18T13:43:00</title>
    <published>2007-08-18T21:18:33Z</published>
    <updated>2007-08-18T21:18:33Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Yesterday while working the drive through, I decided to express my hatred for a  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/1653.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:1026</id>
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    <title>customers_suck @ 2007-08-11T23:08:00</title>
    <published>2007-08-12T03:15:09Z</published>
    <updated>2007-08-12T03:15:09Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Dear Customer:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next time you feel sick and decide to throw up on an isle? Don't &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/1026.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:879</id>
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    <title>customers_suck @ 2007-08-01T17:39:00</title>
    <published>2007-08-02T01:55:46Z</published>
    <updated>2007-08-02T01:55:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I work at McDonald's, and I often take orders and money in the drive through. Ou &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/879.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <title>Why I Don't Wear My Name Tag.....</title>
    <published>2007-07-09T16:46:46Z</published>
    <updated>2007-07-09T16:46:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">The other night at drive though just wasn't a good day. So by the time these two &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/728.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:customers_suck:447</id>
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    <title>Open for business</title>
    <published>2007-07-08T20:36:35Z</published>
    <updated>2007-07-08T20:36:35Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This comm needed a basic post for comparison purposes for layout tweaking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://asylums.insanejournal.com/customers_suck/447.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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