Cult of Mo
Leave your Balls Intact
|Theme:||This is the Cult of Mo|
|Location:||Washington, United States|
"Mo is Happiness"
That is all. Join and be brainwashed or move it right along. This is the brainchild of aricadavidson, who is all about brainwashy fun.
There will be no drama, no mass suicides, no koolaid, no cyanide, no shootings, we are not based in Waco, Janet Reno has no say here, Charles Manson is still in jail and by God. Please. Do not attempt to 'ascend' while part of this community. Stay away from the comet and whatever you do? Leave your balls intact.
You know, what is that all about? 'Cut off your balls'? 'Cut off your BALLS'? Put five dollars, a roll of quarters and some chapstick into your pocket, then stop breathing so you'll go to a higher level? Excuse me, but didja ever hear of an elevator? Aliens from Alpha Centauri have heard of an elevator. You think they wanna cut off YOUR balls?
Aliens are into balls. They're forever probing someone's balls, taking specimans from someone's balls, tweezing hairs off someone's balls... they're like an intergalatic special prosecutor's office. So keep your balls for Christ's sake. Get on an elevator. Stay away from cults like 'Hale Bopp'. Hale Bopp isn't a path to enlightenment. It's a jazz expression from the 40's.
~ Richard Belzer, UFO's, JFK and Elvis: Conspiracies you don't have to be crazy to believe.
|Watched by:||4: calyx, pay_the_piper, ramdonomo, wiccabuffy|
|Account type:||Free Patient|