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THESE WERE ON TIME, STFU.
MOAR GIFTS. I still have more (Eddie, Jacob, and Therese!) after this, SO DEAL WITH IT.

A small batch of gingerbread cookies and candy canes, with appropriately festive but holiday-neutral cards.

Asher: Imported apple brandy, a new set of rocks glasses, a decanter, and a booby trap (engineered by Avery) to fuck over unwanted visitors attempting to get in when his doorman is away. It may or may not involve them being statically charged and/or covered in sticky purple goo for the rest of the day.

Avery: An extremely high-end imported set of mechanic's tools, probably German and/or Japanese and a batch of gingerbread and sugar cookies. She also forced him to go to Carter's Christmas dinner whether he wanted to or not, so she could keep an eye on him.

Prudence: A mechanic hired to ~soup up~ Pru's bike to be more of a Batcycle and less of a real person motorcycle. It goes really fast. And shoots things! Also, a nice bottle of Bordeaux, with the strict orders not to be used in conjunction with the bike.

Georgia: Among assorted gifts for her family (a bottle of wine for her daughter, various baked goods and gift cards to Barney's/Saks/etc.), Georgia received an all-expenses paid week-long vacation at the Gardner (timeshare) ~island vista~ on the Riviera, for whenever Georgia would like to cash it in.

Carter: Aside from helping with Christmas dinner, Anne got Carter's son a toy replica of the Death Star and Millennium Falcon, and a set of classic Motown records for Carter.

Mitchell: A watch. You know, so he doesn't miss dates with his WHORES.

Moira: Peppermint bark brownies and holiday rum cake, with express orders not to be eaten until Anne can help her (with a buttle of wine to be provided at said event).

Nick: A first aid kit and an apple pie. And her direct line in case he decides to pull some idiotic Torch-esque stunt.

Diane & Ryder: Holiday cookies to bring home to the families/roommates/etc.!