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[RL] LOL [info]chthonian [dec 15th, 2009 | 9:12pm]

hello_from_dis
Briefly taking a break from studying to transcribe this text I just got from Julie:

[info]chthonian: OMFG--while stepping onto the bus, I tripped over my shoelaces. & AS I PLUNGED FACEFORWARD, I cried out to the driver: "Sorry!" ...it's official, I'm Canadian.



JUST IN CASE YOU WEREN'T PART OF THE MASS TEXT, BECAUSE THIS NEEDED TO BE SHARED.
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Lists [dec 15th, 2009 | 11:14pm]

keleos
Open threads:

[info]deities_dot_com:
  • When Elmo Grows Up - Namtar/Eris
  • Around The World In 80 Days - Dysnomia/Hebe
  • Fire Hazard [Holly-daze Challenge] - Kratos/Thanatos
  • Pretzels - Philotes/Pothos/Hedylogos
  • Mountainside [Holly-Daze Challenge] - Bast/Skadhi
  • Jingle Fins [Holly-Daze Challenge] - Namtar/Iris
  • I Saw Trouble Kissing Santa Claus [Holly-Daze Challenge] - Dysnomia/Anubis
  • Calculations - Hera/Nergal/Enyo
  • Secret Santa [Holly-Daze Challenge] - Philotes/Zelos
  • Special Delivery [Holly-Daze Challenge] - Hera/Artemis
  • Fa la la la la la la la la [Holly-Daze Challenge] - Njord/Nergal

    [info]history_dot_com:
  • Bad Influence [Ancient, Old and Dusty Times] - Bast/Anubis
  • Surfin’ Safari [Malibu, 1963] - Njord/Selene (Are we done with this one, Kat? I didn’t think so, but I’m not sure.) Not done.
  • Rum Row [Florida coast, June, 1923] - Dysnomia/Dionysos)
  • Snow Like Diamonds - Njord/Skadhi
  • Eureka! [California, 1849] - Dysnomia/Eris

    [info]into_the_woods:
  • Reflections - Princess Winnifred/Bartleby Wolfe
  • Near Miss - Prince Robin/Rowan

    [info]we_coexist:
  • Hail to the Queen, baby! - Harley Quinn/Ace McShane/Mad Sweeney (Are we calling this one DOA? For the love of mud, can it be done?)
  • well this isn't shiny - Shepherd Book/Kaylee Frye (Are we done with this one, Ali?)
  • What the Hell - Jeannie/Mad Sweeney
  • Storming the Castle - Harley Quinn/Anthony Crowley/ Elle Bishop

    Okay, that’s… kinda insane. I know a lot of it is because of the Holly-Daze Challenge threads, but wow… okay, once the challenge threads are over, I’m going to have to pare back on how often I say yes to a thread.

    Replies I owe:

    Dizzy to Hebe
    Namtar to Eris
    Dizzy to Eris
    Jeannie to Sweeney
    Hera to Art
    Bast to Skadhi
    Kray to Than (OMG, they’re SO going to set themselves on fire.)
    Njord to Selene
    Harley to Crowley & Elle (Though I’m not rushing on this one. You guys can cause a little more destruction if you want to before I throw her in the mix.)

    I’m going to pick away at these throughout the night and tomorrow. And by then, I’ll probably have more. I’m just asking for a little patience during the holiday season, especially because right now things are taking a little longer due to a sprained ankle.
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    here's what satan did today [dec 15th, 2009 | 11:00pm]

    satan
    • 01:15 The Hangover or Inglourious Basterds? #
    • 20:36 @sarawithnoh It's just you, she's not angry. #
    • 20:38 @sarawithnoh Guess so XD And yes! Peanuts are on, and it just seemed perfect. #
    • 20:41 @sarawithnoh Mine too :D #
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    [dec 15th, 2009 | 3:18pm]

    shiegra
    [ mood | stressed ]

    I need to take a break from the internet, you guys. Stuff has been building up and up and just becoming too stressful for me. See you eventually.

    This entry was originally posted at http://shiegra.dreamwidth.org/78449.html. Please comment there using OpenID.

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    [dec 15th, 2009 | 1:22pm]

    shiegra
    [ mood | irritated ]

    “Successful, Black And Lonely” by Nadra Kareem.

    But so prevalent is the idea that black women can’t find a man because they’re too aggressive that an Asian American woman I know actually repeated this stereotype verbatim to me. I was astonished, not only because I found the statement racist and sexist but because she’d completely overlooked her own singleness. And that’s exactly my problem with these types of articles. I can’t recall ever reading an article about lonely Asian women or lonely Latinas. But these women exist, too.


    There are worse racist representations out there in books and movies--so why do is this one particularly aggravating to me? I think it might be because like the 'chick flicks' that are so sexist it hurts, this kind of ridiculous stereotype is so accepted in our culture they're making a movie out of it.

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    [dec 15th, 2009 | 10:59am]

    shiegra
    [ mood | infuriated ]

    Saturday Night Live keeps minstrelsy alive and well.

    Ellen Page and Blake Lively help out.

    Previously I didn't have much opinion at all of these actresses. Now I have a low one.

    Livejournal removes gender unspecified option.

    This was such a scumbag move I was--well, not astounded, this is LJ, but certainly offended. A lot of people, naturally, protested, and we received this bullshit-heavy bit of backpedaling, (especially considering this bit of code) but at least it's not going through any more.

    On a lighter note: octopus snatches coconut and runs.

    This entry was originally posted at http://shiegra.dreamwidth.org/77940.html. Please comment there using OpenID.

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    lea michele: 203 icons [dec 15th, 2009 | 5:52am]

    swansong
    lea michele
    glee, season one (203 icons)



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    [dec 15th, 2009 | 2:14am]

    riddlemethis
    [ mood | excited ]
    [ music | Tom McRae - Vampire Heart ]

    okay bitches, I'm starting to work on [info]darwinisms tomorrow once my finals are over! I want to keep a track of what people want/are playing so comment here if you want a power and which gender!

    here's a link to the list of powers, etc. : http://darwinisms.insanejournal.com/1234.html

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    023 [dec 15th, 2009 | 2:05pm]

    sreid
    You know what's useful about parents visiting? They can bring out all your Christmas presents so you don't have to fuck around with shipping. Except ... well my mother seems to have brought a bit much. I didn't ask her to get some of the stuff she's bought. But apparently from what I've told her, you guys will like them. So it sounds like you've got great presents on the way.

    And uh Kyle? She wants to do a dinner thing soon.
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    i am so shallow you guys. so shallow [dec 14th, 2009 | 9:48pm]

    shiegra
    [ mood | amused ]

    Okay, I could not be less interested in Twilight if I tried. But I was scrolling past my flists a while back, and saw this. Okay, ignore Robert whatshisname looking like the most hangovered vampire in the history of ever, Kristen Stewart is so unbelievably gorgeous. I ran across these animated icons and I could not help myself, I saved them just to watch her hair ~swirl~ in ~slow-mo~ because oh my god, that girl is beautiful.

    And a good actress! I think she's a great actress. But on a purely shallow level damn, is she pretty.

    This entry was originally posted at http://shiegra.dreamwidth.org/77727.html. Please comment there using OpenID.

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    [dec 14th, 2009 | 9:11pm]

    shiegra
    [ mood | exhausted ]

    I literally do not comprehend how the hell Laurell K. Hamilton thinks that forcing her heroine to have sex with people she does not want to have sex with is sexy or exciting. It is rape. Anita is upset by it, horrified by it--almost certainly traumatized by it, though the books focus on the male angst over being neglected because she's being forced to have sex with others. Anita does not find people attractive on the basis of looks alone. Anita very strongly does not want to have sex with someone unless she is in love with them.

    RAPE IS NOT FUCKING SEXY, LKH.

    So having a male character boast smugly about Anita's awareness of him is not charming, it is not cute. He is bragging about the fact that Anita was completely uninterested in having sex with him, was forced to have sex with him, and is now aware of his body in that physical sense. As a direct result of rape.

    I'm going to go slink off into my corner and cry. NOT. SEXY.

    Someone said that Blood Noir was taking a step back toward the old Anita, so I picked it up off the shelf at the library and flipped through it. First the aforementioned nauseating bit, then suddenly we're at a part where Jason seriously tells her that because they went off together, they're undermining Jean-Claude's reputation and they have to 'think up a punishment' for themselves so he doesn't look bad. Anita passively listens.

    WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE--you know what? He can look bad all he wants, because she's the fucking Executioner and she will kick their asses. Every element in that plot hole is such a gaping example of all the horrible derailments of the early books. Just...what. Just stop, LKH, for god's sake.

    This entry was originally posted at http://shiegra.dreamwidth.org/77333.html. Please comment there using OpenID.

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    [dec 14th, 2009 | 2:08pm]

    shiegra
    [ mood | pissed off ]

    The next time I hear 'well, TV audiences aren't going to care about changes to books because they are 'so much bigger' and 'entirely different' I'm going to slap something. Because all those quaint book-reading types never watch TV! Because people who watch TV a) don't read books and b) are so much more important!

    Because we don't actually want to keep any trace of diversity or feminism in our product, so we'll spout this bullshit when people protest sexist and racist changes from the sources material!

    This entry was originally posted at http://shiegra.dreamwidth.org/77073.html. Please comment there using OpenID.

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    Hellboy II: The Golden Army [dec 14th, 2009 | 11:21am]

    shiegra
    [ mood | contemplative ]

    I remember that after Hellboy II came out, a spate of fiction emerged that frustrated me because of its treatment of the twins. This isn't anything personally against that fiction or against the authors, but something of a rant against issues I've seen.

    Alright, let's put this out on the table before I go into it: Nuada is a villain. Nuada is, despite or perhaps because of honour and the desperation to save his people, kind of around the bend.

    The fiction mostly dealt with the presumption that he was in an abusive relationship with his sister, Nuala. I don't mind explorations of canon, obviously, except for one key fact; those that I've read always require Nuala to be out of character.

    This lady might be elegant, sweet, beautiful, composed and quick, but she is also kind of a badass. She whips out a knife with smooth familiarity and is perfectly prepared to cut someone's throat while she pokes around in their head. While the rest of a super power military complex lumbers on unawares, she thinks on her feet to destroy and conceal evidence, and block the knowledge from her psychic twin. And though she's clearly afraid of what he's going to do, she moves into his touch. And at the end--whatever you can say about what the narrative choice reflects on the writer, it was a tremendously brave thing she did. I love her! Kind of a lot. So I don't take kindly to warping her character for the sake of your story.

    And another one--these stories always cast Nuada in an exaggeratedly evil and warped light. And this thing I also kind of have a problem with. Yeah, he was kind of crazy. Yeah, he was trying to destroy mankind. But you know what? It was because if mankind wasn't destroyed, his own people and family and comrades--everything and everyone he loved--would be wiped out. Which is a better motive for war than anything humankind has ever whipped up. I'm hardly saying that I thought he shouldn't be stopped. But just because he was trying to wage a war against us doesn't mean he's evil.

    People like to look at things in black and white. Because it's simpler that way, I guess. Trying to hurt us =/= evil, guys. As much as the media likes to tell us so.

    Guillermo Del Toro said that Nuada was the character in the movie with standards and honour--as compared to the hero. Hellboy caught Nuada when he fell and listened to him when he warned him. Anna Walton said that Nuala loved her brother. (She also apparently said that Nuala should have had a huge weapon--Luke Goss was holding his arms apart indicating the length--which in my head canon means she could use it, which is only one of the reasons why Anna Walton is awesome.) So. Nuada? Not really the sum of all evil. When you write something with characterization that every bit of canon--and extra materials from writers, directors and actors--contradicts, you may be doing it a bit wrong.

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    dianna agron: 264 icons [dec 14th, 2009 | 9:33am]

    swansong
    dianna agron
    glee, season one (264 icons)



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    [dec 14th, 2009 | 3:53am]

    satan
    [ mood | blank ]

    Thanks Grey's Anatomy for your reruns.

    Now I have this bad urge to make a Christina Ricci shaped EMT. Sigh.

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    [Meme] - Comments [dec 14th, 2009 | 2:47am]

    puja
    This journal )

    Dani )

    Brad )

    Casey )
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    [dec 14th, 2009 | 12:26am]

    satan
    [ mood | mellow ]

    My Christmas list,

    To play Donna Noble at least one place where she doesn't get totally ignored and I never get to do anything with her.

    To get rid of these effing bed bugs.

    Sigh.

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    [dec 14th, 2009 | 1:13pm]

    crackers
    Who comments the most on this journal? )

    Layne loves me! And I apparently comment a lot from my character's journals. It actually surprised me to see that Bronte was #2 and Lari #3... I guess mostly because you don't really add people's comments together in your head and then you see that and it's like OMG

    EDIT: I've already apologised to Layne for not tagging our log. Just wanted to say sorry [info]lost_bohemia for not being around to start a new log.

    EDIT2: So I may or may not be around for next day or so... Gotten this flucoldwhateveritisthing and not feeling up to much besides chatting andplayinggamesonfacebook... I'll be around for commenting... but think if I tried getting my brain to write logs it'd go kaboom... as evident by the fact that on an application (i was just writing the name and stuff and then leaving it) i just wrote Hufflepuff as Hufflepiff... i don't think Hufflepiff is the same thing...
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    [RL] HAHAHAHA FUCK MY LIFE [dec 13th, 2009 | 5:31pm]

    hello_from_dis
    LOL THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST HORRIFIC WEEK, BRB CRAWLING INTO A HOLE AND DYING
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    kjwebfown [dec 13th, 2009 | 6:29pm]

    anagnosis
    [ music | bsg ost - all along the watchtower ]

    18 months later, I have finally finished all of Battlestar Galactica. All I have to say is oh. my. frakking. god. and ty [info]miss_manda for allowing me to hop onto your BSG train all those weeks ago. best marathon buddy ever. <3



    and now I'm going to go tag battle logs. and listen to bsg!drums.

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    Lilith Saintcrow [dec 13th, 2009 | 10:55am]

    shiegra
    [ mood | happy ]

    I just gulped down Jill Kismet, volumes three and four, wherein Jill kills zombies, blows shit up, loses her car, kicks ass, and is just generally the dyed-in-the-wool badass that she apparently sprung out of that snowdrift as.

    Also Betrayals, which was sock-rockingly awesome. No one's ever beat Lili for heroines that I fall in love with. Should I ever make one of those silly shipping polls (who should so-and-so end up with? The answer: A FATE OF KICKING ASS) I would not be able to resist adding an option that said, "MEEEEEEE" for each of her heroines.

    (Besides the romance novel ones. I liked 'em, but the genre constraints showed.)

    More coherent reviews may come.

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    Fallen Pedestals Application [dec 13th, 2009 | 9:16pm]

    vegas_valentine
    For Fallen Pedestals

    .the mundane;
    Name: Max
    Journal: [info]vegas_valentine on Ij or Vegas_Valentine on Lj
    Contact: Just a way you can be reached: maxcalifornia At rocketmail DOT com or vegasvalentine13 on AIM
    How did you find us?: some rpg ad community - looking for a great rpg!

    .the myth;
    God(dess): Maia an Oread ((mountain nymph))
    Reference: Wikipedia :: Theoi :: Encyclopedia Mythica <- best link
    Family: {mother & father} Atlas + Pleione ; {spouse} none ((but she fell pregnant and a baby by... you guessed it! Zeus!)); {children} Hermes and Arcas ((she fostered Arcas)); {siblings} Alcyone, Asterope, Celæno, Electra, Merope and Taygete
    Played By: Pixie Lott
    Human Alias: London May
    Human Age: 18-22
    God of...: nothing, she's a nymph
    Flair: London is very mothering. She makes everyone near her feel safe and warm and loved. She's very good at fetching cups of tea for those who are upset, and also can knit really well
    Flair Type: CONTINUOUS
    Fitting in: London works at a nursery ((babies, not plants))
    Weakness: Shy London is incredibly shy which, sadly, can be easliy mistaken for snobbishness. She finds people are very rude and abrupt to her if they do not know her, and she doesn't mean to offend or ignore people. She finds it difficult to socialise with others she is not familiar with, and would prefer just being alone. London also has difficulty finding the right words to say, and so she is often quiet while she tries to find the right phrase that won't offend. This can be mistaken for her being rude.

    Naive London is painfully naive, and doesn't ever really understand any innuendos that may come her way. She takes thigns at face value, without thinking about any ulterior motives. This gets London in trouble, and she is taken advantage of frequently. From being mugged while searching for change for a 'homeless' person, to never being able to say no to a friend who at 3am needs a lift home from the club, London always sees the good in people and refuses to see the negative.

    History:
    The oldest of seven daughters, London or Maia as she is known, was always said to be the most beautiful. She was also the shyest. Maia lived alone in a cave on Mount Cyllene.

    Wouldn't you know it she was discovered by Zeus, and hey you guessed it he impregnated her! She became mother to Hermes. Hermes was a strange little kid, and grew very fast. He crawled away one night and stole some of Apollo's cattle. Apollo and Maia had a big fight, and Zeus was involved. In the end Apollo was distracted by an instrument Hermes had invneted named a lyre and all was good.

    Hermes was then raised by the local king of the area, King Acacus, and went on to be father to a whole host of characters.

    Maia fostered one of Zeus' illegitimate sons, Arcas, when Hera killed the child's mother. Not long after this Maia was plucked from her little humble cave and plonked right down in the future.

    Personality:
    London is shy but with a heart of solid gold. She is always the one to go to when you need anything, and she can be relied upon absolutely. London is loyal, and would never say anything horrible about anyone, unless it was the truth!

    She can't help but mother people, and is never turned down when she offers to knit someone a nice sweater, or make a cup of hot tea if they are feeling blue. London also likes to keep tabs on her nearest and dearest, and if she feels comfortable enough she will give them advice the way only a mother can get away with.

    Even though she is painfully shy, she doesn't find it difficult to talk to those she is close to, and even invites them into her personal space by offering wonderful loving cuddles.

    London is a very loving and caring person, and once you get past her abruptness ((which is actually just her shy nature)) she can draw you in with a sort of love that is very welcoming.

    She is extremely give give give, and hardly ever takes. She thinks of herself last, and is incredibly selfless.

    Between her shyness and mothering nature, London loves to laugh, and always sees the bright side of life.

    Sample Journal:

    Well it happened again today.

    I was walking home from the bus stop, when a man in tattered and patched clothing came shuffling up to me. He smelt very bad, and I suppose the poor thing wasn't able to have a shower for quite some time. I smiled at him brightly, I always think people who seem sad just need someone to smile at them and it might make their day seem just that little bit better.

    He approached me with his hands shoved deep into his pockets and eyed me sideways.
    "Gottany change? Need t' catch a bus t' visit me sick aunt," he said as he stopped in front of me, one of his hands held out to me pitifully.

    Of course my heart went out to him. His poor aunt was unwell, and he couldn't even afford a bus ticket to reach her. I immediately pulled my purse out of my shoulder bag and snapped open the coin compartment. I was too busy rummaging through the coins trying to find him the exact change ((bus drivers can be quite nasty if you do not have correct change, and I wanted to spare this poor man that kind of experience)) that I didn't see the man take a step closer to me.

    In a split second he'd swiped my purse and was off running. I started off in pursuit, but as he slipped around a corner and disappeared from view I knew I'd never catch up.

    Oh well. I'm sure his aunt will love the new purse he got her.

    ((yes, that's three purses I've been forced into gifting. No matter, now I can go shopping for a new one! After I get all my cards cancelled and renewed.))

    Sample Roleplay:

    London missed her son. Really missed him. Her arms ached to hold him tightly against her and she missed the feel of his soft tawny brown hair on her mouth as she kissed the top of his head.

    The nymph-turned-mortal was dressed warmly this evening as she sat in the outside section of her favourite cafe. It was only a few doors down from the apartments, and she could sit and sip her creamy black vienna slowly as she watched the others that lived in her building come and go.

    "Oh Hermes," she sighed into her glass as she brought it to her lips for another sip. The truth was, London was incredibly lonely. She didn't know why Cronos had dumped her here, so far away from everything she had ever really known. She didn't know if Hermes was coming, or if he was somewhere else entirely. London was used to be alone, but there was a difference between being alone and knowing there were people around you could go to, and being alone and not knowing anyone to turn to.

    She really should go to one of these meet and greet things within the building, or at least introduce herself to the neighbours, but her cheeks flamed as she thought about it. London did like people, she just didn't know what to say to them.

    Deep in her longing thoughts, London didn't notice the people walking up and down the pavement that seperated the small street-dining area from the cafe-front. She definitely didn't notice the tall strapping young man staring at her with a look of bemusement on his face.

    He wore a long trenchcoat, and blew on his hands for a moment as he rubbed them together. It was freezing, and his warm breath steamed the air for a second before evaporating into nothing.

    He continued to stare at the lovely slender woman sitting alone. Just as he was about to take a step forward, however, a dark cloud passed over his face and he hesitated.

    London finished her coffee and wiped her top lip with her napkin daintily, she always got milk-moustaches no matter how carefully she tried to avoid them. Suddenly she got the feeling that she was being stared at, and her heart leapt as out of the corner of her eye she caught a familiar figure.

    As she turned her head though, she couldn't see what had first grabbed her attention. Where she thought her delightfully mischievious son was standing, turned out to be just a doorway leading up to the local bookstore. London looked around for a moment, hoping to catch a glimpse of something that would explain what she thought she had seen, but to no avail.

    "Oh you silly girl," she chuckled to herself as she poked her used napkin into the empty latte glass and then put her spoon inside as well, "You're heart is running away with your imagination."

    She moved her chair back and stood up, nodding her gratitude for the hot coffee to the barista behind the espresso machine.

    Across the road, a man with tawny brown hair stood watching her.
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    here's what satan did today [dec 12th, 2009 | 11:01pm]

    satan

    • 20:01 @sarawithnoh Your license plate isn't sarbear is it? #

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    [dec 12th, 2009 | 8:06pm]

    andronicus
    So, Abigail's future is looking up (or down...)! She will marry Gus's big brother Claudius, and have babies. Lots of babies (FOUR HUNDRED BABIES). One of them will look like a Grayson/Gus spawn.

    >:] lmao
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    [dec 12th, 2009 | 3:14pm]

    satan
    [ mood | giggly ]

    Catherine, David and Bernard are all on Nevermind the Buzzcocks.. sometime soon? I have no idea when. But oh my god this preview.

    This is some hilarious shit. Dalek sex )

    Bernard is the man.

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