Those of us who know our Tennyson know that In the Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love
. I do wonder, then, what dear old Alfie would think of Hogwarts' current goings-on...
It should come as no surprise, of course, that some of Hogwarts' men are ahead of the Tennyson curve, with their fancy turning to thoughts of love well
in advance of springtime. Hogwarts' men, though a delightful
subject in and of themselves, are not what I wonder about today.
It seems that a certain Slytherin has taken her fancy somewhere much
more disconcerting, somewhere certainly
not covered in a Tennyson work- that is to say, she
fancies a certain blonde Gryffindor girl
Now, it is no secret that there have been whispers of intra
gender relationships this whole year at Hogwarts. Indeed, said Gryffindor's last
boyfriend left her for another man
. While some might consider it commendable, laudable
even, that this Slytherin would show such concern, such consideration
in this Gryffindor's obvious time of need, it must be remembered that it is best for all parties involved find their way back to their proper
places, and soon.