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Fawn Carllson ([info]fcarllson) wrote in [info]communita,
@ 2009-03-15 00:21:00

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Hello, community as a whole. Aren't introductions a little redundant when the entire world knows who you are? Unless they're living under a rock, that is. I guess it doesn't matter. I'm Fawn Carllson, and I'm sure we'll get along great. Everyone loves an heiress, right? I hope you sensed the sarcasm. If you didn't don't bother responding to the question.

It seems to be a trend to ask everyone some profound sort of question in introductions. I could ask what there is to do in Stockholm, or why I bothered to get a place here when I don't speak a word of Swedish, but I doubt anyone would answer me. Prove me wrong if you want, but I came up with a couple of questions people would be more inclined to answer;

Who are you, and why should I care?*
*For those of you a little slow on the uptake: that's code for "tell me something interesting about yourselves."


darth fawn *
*As the name suggests I am, in fact, a Sith lord. Watch your step.


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[info]sofian
2009-03-15 01:54 am UTC (link)
I used to be a sith lord. Then I started drinking again. Now I just fire off bursts of lightning when you wake me up before I'm ready.

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[info]fcarllson
2009-03-15 01:56 am UTC (link)
From a Sith lord to a Sith alcoholic hobo? I suppose someone has to do it. We all have our calling.

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[info]sofian
2009-03-15 02:01 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm about as close to a hobo as you can be without actually living on the streets. I bought a house last year, and I haven't seen it since August. Usually live in hotels, but I'm staying with a friend of mine, now.

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(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 02:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sofian, 2009-03-15 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 02:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sofian, 2009-03-15 03:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 03:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sofian, 2009-03-16 01:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 02:00 pm UTC

[info]branco
2009-03-15 05:35 am UTC (link)
there's nothing to do in stockholm and you're pretty much fucked. it's bloody expensive to buy booze so the only way to pass the time is internet porn.

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[info]fcarllson
2009-03-15 11:46 am UTC (link)
Highly priced booze is the least of my worries, but after a week or two I'm a little sick of doing vodka shots and pretty Swedish boys. Hard to believe, I know.

Internet porn is how I usually pass my time. I thought that's what everyone did.

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[info]branco
2009-03-15 12:23 pm UTC (link)
it's fecking unbelievable.

it is. we're the only ones who'll admit it though.

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(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 12:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]branco, 2009-03-15 12:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 12:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]branco, 2009-03-15 01:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 04:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]branco, 2009-03-15 05:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 07:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]branco, 2009-03-16 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]branco, 2009-03-16 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:36 am UTC

[info]lynched
2009-03-15 05:37 am UTC (link)
I'm a hero.

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[info]fcarllson
2009-03-15 11:47 am UTC (link)
Could you kiss away the pain?

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[info]lynched
2009-03-15 12:22 pm UTC (link)
I could give it a try. I could also stand by you forever. Or, at least until I get bored.

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(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 12:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lynched, 2009-03-15 12:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 01:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lynched, 2009-03-15 01:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 04:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lynched, 2009-03-15 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lynched, 2009-03-16 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lynched, 2009-03-16 03:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lynched, 2009-03-16 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lynched, 2009-03-16 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lynched, 2009-03-16 12:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 02:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lynched, 2009-03-16 02:12 pm UTC

[info]chaseclarke
2009-03-15 10:03 am UTC (link)
I'm Chase and I don't think anyone should care, really. You're just allowed to if you wish!

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[info]fcarllson
2009-03-15 11:53 am UTC (link)
Right answer. It's nice to e-meet you, Chase.

That was technically the right answer, but the question was supposed to trigger some share time about yourself to help me get to know who I'm dealing with. Care to indulge me?

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[info]chaseclarke
2009-03-15 12:06 pm UTC (link)
Oh! I'm Chase and I'm a model/author. I'm married and I have a daughter!

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(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 12:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaseclarke, 2009-03-15 12:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 01:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaseclarke, 2009-03-15 01:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-15 04:46 pm UTC

[info]allistair_
2009-03-15 08:38 pm UTC (link)
I'm Allistair Hall. And as to why you should care, I guess you probably shouldn't?

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[info]fcarllson
2009-03-15 09:57 pm UTC (link)
I'm getting tired of that response. I'm changing my question.

Tell me something interesting about yourself.

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[info]jameslogan
2009-03-16 03:27 am UTC (link)
No, but, you really shouldn't.

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(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jameslogan, 2009-03-16 03:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jameslogan, 2009-03-16 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jameslogan, 2009-03-16 03:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jameslogan, 2009-03-16 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jameslogan, 2009-03-16 03:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jameslogan, 2009-03-16 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]allistair_, 2009-03-16 09:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 02:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]allistair_, 2009-03-16 02:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 02:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]allistair_, 2009-03-16 02:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 03:15 pm UTC

[info]rrrramona
2009-03-15 08:40 pm UTC (link)
I'm Ramona Fisher. Annnnd I'm the sexiest thing to come out of SNL. Fuck Tina Fey.

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[info]fcarllson
2009-03-15 09:58 pm UTC (link)
Apparently that job is best left to Ed.

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[info]rrrramona
2009-03-16 09:24 am UTC (link)
No wayyyy. Never send a man to do a woman's job.

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(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 02:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fcarllson, 2009-03-16 02:07 pm UTC

[info]rjlowe
2009-03-16 02:27 am UTC (link)
I'm Rhys. I draw pictures and stuff. It's pretty cool.

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[info]fcarllson
2009-03-16 03:29 am UTC (link)
Congratulations.

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[info]shepherd
2009-03-19 06:04 pm UTC (link)
I'm Oliver, and I'm the heir to a porn and adult toy company.

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[info]adolphine
2009-03-19 06:09 pm UTC (link)
I'm Addie, and I've given birth to three children, none of which are my own in any way.

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[info]eharker
2009-03-19 06:13 pm UTC (link)
My name is Ethan and before I started writing romance novels, I was studying to become a priest.

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[info]genavive
2009-03-19 06:17 pm UTC (link)
My name is Genavive and I don't believe in the concept of love.

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[info]lenora
2009-03-19 06:21 pm UTC (link)
I'm a professional dominatrix with a degree in psychology. That's about all I've got.

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