yo, if I need it in the morning or the middle of the night...
I'm Avi Wiseman. Archivist. The Sultan of Snap. Magical Maven of Megapixels. Abuser of Alliteration. Shalom! To ascend to the next level of consciousness, complete the following mad-lib:
Avi, you're so (adjective) , I'd love to (verb) your (noun) , until you (verb) in your (noun) . Meet me in (location) !