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Tweak says, "Akbar-O's: IT'S A TRAP"

avi wiseman (awiseman) wrote in communita,
@ 2008-10-23 21:10:00

yo, if I need it in the morning or the middle of the night...
I'm Avi Wiseman. Archivist. The Sultan of Snap. Magical Maven of Megapixels. Abuser of Alliteration. Shalom! To ascend to the next level of consciousness, complete the following mad-lib:

Avi, you're so (adjective) , I'd love to (verb) your (noun) , until you (verb) in your (noun) . Meet me in (location) !

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	ery 2008-10-23 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	I expressly REFUSE to conform to your standard of mad-lib. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	awiseman 2008-10-23 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	This is why you won't fulfill your ultimate youness, babeh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ery 2008-10-23 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Did you really take time out of your busy whacking off schedule to comment back at me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awiseman 2008-10-24 12:36 am UTC (link)
	I was multi-tasking while we were chatting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ery 2008-10-24 12:39 am UTC (link)
	I'm impressed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	adeliee 2008-10-24 12:30 am UTC (link)
	So. Normally when you do these things you don't know where the noun's and the verbs and the things ending in ly are going to end up. So, I'm pretending I haven't read the sentence. Which after all that I've typed is easy to forget and I'm going at random here. formidable soften hold arise lawyer bathroom. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	awiseman 2008-10-24 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Arise in Marty Finkleman? I don't think he's into it, but I'll ask. I'll meet you in the bathroom one way or the other, though. Don't start without me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adeliee 2008-10-24 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Cleaning day is Sunday, I won't start without you. The comet is under the sink and don't forget between the tiles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awiseman 2008-10-24 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Grout. Check. You polish the faucet, I'll snake your drain. But I don't do windows, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adeliee 2008-10-24 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Did I just transport to nineteen seventy what? Do you happen to own a lot of polyester? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awiseman 2008-10-24 01:05 am UTC (link)
	It just so happens I do. Care to do the Hustle? Or, you know, dance? Whatever works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adeliee 2008-10-24 01:10 am UTC (link)
	I've never been into the Hustle. Texas Tommy, maybe but I don't think it's working. Polyester is so itchy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awiseman 2008-10-24 01:15 am UTC (link)
	It's at times like this, the great heaven knows, that we wish we had not so many clothes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adeliee 2008-10-24 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Seems to me he was just jealous her dress was prettier than his. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	non_bella 2008-10-24 11:00 am UTC (link)
	You forgot CREEPER. How the hell are you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	awiseman 2008-10-24 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	I couldn't think of a kick ass alliteration partner for it. I'm cool, moon-girl. Lettin' the coolness get into my vertebrae. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	non_bella 2008-10-24 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	You need a bassy groove in the background of that sentence, Mister Miles Davis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awiseman 2008-10-24 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	Lots of finger-snapping applause at the end. I can even rock a beret. Honestly, I need me a soundtrack. I'd like to get Parliament-Funkadelic, all sixteen of 'em, to walk around behind me and just play. George won't answer my damn emails though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	non_bella 2008-10-24 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I've been trying for years. I think it's 'cuz we're white. I told him, though, "You know, George, technically I'm black. It was in a past life." But he just started talking about some aliens and a rhythm going down. I don't know. It was weird. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aharris 2008-10-24 11:33 am UTC (link)
	I want some of your titles... Sultan of Snap is by far, the best. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	awiseman 2008-10-24 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	Man, I totally read that as some of my titties. I was almost ready to throw down. Is it? I'll have to leave a rose at Babe Ruth's grave. (Reply to this) (Parent)