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Page Summary
- Mass!Texts - Meant for the Doctor
- (no subject)
- Accidental Mass!Text - Meant for Jude Harvelle
- (no subject)
- Text Messages for Sherlock Holmes
- Text Messages for Dean Winchester
- (no subject)
- (no subject)
- Text Message for Dean Winchester
- Text to (her) Dean Winchester
- (no subject)
- (no subject)
- (no subject)
- (no subject)
- (no subject)
- Accidental Mass!Text; Meant for Gabriel
- Text Message for Sherlock Holmes
- Text Message for Gabe
- Mass Text to Helena Bertinelli, Stephanie Brown & Tim Drake
- Mass!Text - Meant for the Doctor; Sent to everyone
- Text Message for Owen Harper
- Text Messages for Owen Harper
- Text Message for Jack Harkness
- Text Message for Charles Xavier
- Text Message for John Constantine
- (no subject)
- (no subject)
- ( Text Message to Damon Salvatore )
- Text Message for Sherlock Holmes
- (no subject)
- Text Messag for Sherlock Holmes
- (no subject)
- Text for Jacob Black
- Text Messages for Jack Harkness
- Text to (her)Dean Winchester
- Text Message for Sherlock Holmes
- Text Message
- Text to Bella Swan
- Text to Emmett Cullen
- Text sent to the Master
- Text Message for the Doctor
- Text Messages for Jack Harkness
- Mass!Text [meant for John Constantine but sent to all of Colligo]
- Accidental Mass!Text [Meant for (her) Dean]
- Accidental Mass!Text [Meant for the Doctor]
- Text Message to Ruby
- Text to Damon Salvatore
- ( Accidental Mass DYAC Texts - Meant for Damon Salvatore )
- Text Message to the Doctor
- (no subject)
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May. 7th, 2012
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May. 3rd, 2012
Accidental Mass!Text - Meant for Jude Harvelle
Mayday, mayday. Jude, I need help.
[immediately after]
I can't lie. Not that I normally lie anyway, but I can't even say things in a politely argumentative way. I'm being ridiculously, rudely honest. I open my mouth and the truth just falls right out. No matter what.
[immediately after that]
And I have an interview at four tomorrow for an internship with a PR firm.
[immediately after that]
You know me. I can't function like this. I definitely can't go to a job interview like this. I can't even talk to most of the people I know like this!
[immediately after that]
Stop laughing and help me figure out what to do.
[immediately after]
I can't lie. Not that I normally lie anyway, but I can't even say things in a politely argumentative way. I'm being ridiculously, rudely honest. I open my mouth and the truth just falls right out. No matter what.
[immediately after that]
And I have an interview at four tomorrow for an internship with a PR firm.
[immediately after that]
You know me. I can't function like this. I definitely can't go to a job interview like this. I can't even talk to most of the people I know like this!
[immediately after that]
Stop laughing and help me figure out what to do.
Apr. 27th, 2012
Apr. 26th, 2012
Text Messages for Sherlock Holmes
Would you care to explain to me why it is I have a report on my desk that lists you as the primary witness in a shooting?
[immediately after]
And none of that 'I just happened to be there' crap either, Sherlock. We both know you didn't just give your statement and leave it at that.
[a few seconds later]
Am I going to have to actually arrest you - again - to keep you away from crime scenes in this city? I'll do it, if I have to.
[immediately after]
And none of that 'I just happened to be there' crap either, Sherlock. We both know you didn't just give your statement and leave it at that.
[a few seconds later]
Am I going to have to actually arrest you - again - to keep you away from crime scenes in this city? I'll do it, if I have to.
Apr. 24th, 2012
Text Messages for Dean Winchester
Soooo. Guess who has two thumbs and is officially sixteen today. Me!
[immediately after]
And guess what the age is to be able to legally drive a car without parental types around. Sixteen! Which I am. Today.
[immediately after that]
C'mon, dad. You know where this is going. Don't make me have to spell it out anymore than that. <3
[ooc: to clarify, as per the ridiculous aging rate for an amazon, ickle!emma is now grown, having been raised by claire and dean in the past few days]
[immediately after]
And guess what the age is to be able to legally drive a car without parental types around. Sixteen! Which I am. Today.
[immediately after that]
C'mon, dad. You know where this is going. Don't make me have to spell it out anymore than that. <3
[ooc: to clarify, as per the ridiculous aging rate for an amazon, ickle!emma is now grown, having been raised by claire and dean in the past few days]
Apr. 11th, 2012
Apr. 8th, 2012
Apr. 3rd, 2012
Text Message for Dean Winchester
I kept waiting for you to say something but I reckon you're stuck on what to do. So I'm just going to offer and that'll be that. I can help Cas with his memories and all. If you want.
Mar. 30th, 2012
Text to (her) Dean Winchester
Whenever you get off work, we need to talk. About Cas.
[immediately after]
Please.
[ooc: this was sent a bit earlier today]
[immediately after]
Please.
[ooc: this was sent a bit earlier today]
Mar. 28th, 2012
Mar. 9th, 2012
Mar. 6th, 2012
Mar. 5th, 2012
Feb. 29th, 2012
Accidental Mass!Text; Meant for Gabriel
Gabe, it's time.
[a few seconds later]
Seriously. It's TIME.
[a few seconds after that]
And I don't mean time for you to come home.
[a few seconds after that]
Well, I DO mean it's time to come home but not because of where you are or who you're with.
[two minutes later]
Damnit, Gabe, I'm in labor. Get your winged ass out of the strip club and home NOW to help with this or, so help ME, I'm going to trap you in holy fire and make sure you have nothing but lima beans to eat for the rest of eternity!
[a few seconds later]
Also, I love you. Please hurry. I don't want to have this baby here. I want to have him in a hospital with drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
[a few seconds later]
Seriously. It's TIME.
[a few seconds after that]
And I don't mean time for you to come home.
[a few seconds after that]
Well, I DO mean it's time to come home but not because of where you are or who you're with.
[two minutes later]
Damnit, Gabe, I'm in labor. Get your winged ass out of the strip club and home NOW to help with this or, so help ME, I'm going to trap you in holy fire and make sure you have nothing but lima beans to eat for the rest of eternity!
[a few seconds later]
Also, I love you. Please hurry. I don't want to have this baby here. I want to have him in a hospital with drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
Feb. 27th, 2012
Feb. 25th, 2012
Text Message for Gabe
I want olives. I don't even LIKE olives, and now I want olives.
[immediately after]
And pretzels.
[immediately after that]
And chocolate pudding. Because I ate the last box this morning.
[immediately after]
Translation: You need to come home from the club and bring me these things. And no making them yourself. They taste funny when you do that. Except the pudding.
[immediately after]
And pretzels.
[immediately after that]
And chocolate pudding. Because I ate the last box this morning.
[immediately after]
Translation: You need to come home from the club and bring me these things. And no making them yourself. They taste funny when you do that. Except the pudding.
Feb. 14th, 2012
Mass Text to Helena Bertinelli, Stephanie Brown & Tim Drake
Someone has to get over to Babs' now! I'd go, but I can't leave Lian alone.
Feb. 13th, 2012
Mass!Text - Meant for the Doctor; Sent to everyone
Doctor, are you busy? Because I could really use your help.
[immediately after]
Like, right now. Right, RIGHT now.
[immediately after that]
It's just that, well, there's zombies. In the TARDIS.
[immediately after that]
Just thought you should know.
[immediately after]
Like, right now. Right, RIGHT now.
[immediately after that]
It's just that, well, there's zombies. In the TARDIS.
[immediately after that]
Just thought you should know.
Feb. 11th, 2012
Feb. 10th, 2012
Text Messages for Owen Harper
So I really hope you're home. Because if you aren't, you need to be. Now.
[immediately after]
And if you could open my bathroom door, that would be great. Oh! And bring a really big knife. Or sword. Or machete. Or maybe even all three.
[immediately after that]
Because I'm stuck inside. And wrapped in vines. And I'm pretty sure there's a giant snake at my feet.
[and immediately after that]
And a scorpion the size of my head that's a few feet above my head.
[a few seconds later]
Did I mention I don't want to die again? Because I really don't. Not even a little. The first time was bad enough. Definitely not looking for round two, here. Just saying.
[immediately after]
And if you could open my bathroom door, that would be great. Oh! And bring a really big knife. Or sword. Or machete. Or maybe even all three.
[immediately after that]
Because I'm stuck inside. And wrapped in vines. And I'm pretty sure there's a giant snake at my feet.
[and immediately after that]
And a scorpion the size of my head that's a few feet above my head.
[a few seconds later]
Did I mention I don't want to die again? Because I really don't. Not even a little. The first time was bad enough. Definitely not looking for round two, here. Just saying.
Feb. 9th, 2012
Feb. 4th, 2012
Text Message for Charles Xavier
Okay, I give. I've been all over this stupid house. WHERE ARE YOU?!?
[immediately after]
Because I'm bored. And can't sleep. And did I mention I'm bored? Because I'm seriously BORED.
[a few seconds later]
You better not be in some kind of trouble. Or kidnapped. Or both. I'm bored but I'm not up to either plotting a rescue or providing an alibi because of some suddenly mentally deficient kidnapping wannabes.
[immediately after]
Because I'm bored. And can't sleep. And did I mention I'm bored? Because I'm seriously BORED.
[a few seconds later]
You better not be in some kind of trouble. Or kidnapped. Or both. I'm bored but I'm not up to either plotting a rescue or providing an alibi because of some suddenly mentally deficient kidnapping wannabes.
Feb. 1st, 2012
Text Message for John Constantine
[ooc: sent after this]
I'm closing down the shop. The magic books are organizing themselves and giving me advice.
[immediately after that]
Oh! And let's not forget the flock of birds that are dusting the back room, too.
[a few seconds later]
And if you find any fur in the daily reports, blame the rabbits, not me.
I'm closing down the shop. The magic books are organizing themselves and giving me advice.
[immediately after that]
Oh! And let's not forget the flock of birds that are dusting the back room, too.
[a few seconds later]
And if you find any fur in the daily reports, blame the rabbits, not me.
Jan. 28th, 2012
Jan. 26th, 2012
Jan. 25th, 2012
Jan. 20th, 2012
Jan. 17th, 2012
Jan. 15th, 2012
Text Messag for Sherlock Holmes
I'm bored and you have to eat sometime. Let's have dinner.
Text for Jacob Black
Jan. 13th, 2012
Text Message for Sherlock Holmes
Better?
[ooc: As per this conversation, Irene sneaked into Sherlock's flat and edited the settings on his PDA so that any text she sends him is announced via her moaning in a rather risqué fashion.]
[ooc: As per this conversation, Irene sneaked into Sherlock's flat and edited the settings on his PDA so that any text she sends him is announced via her moaning in a rather risqué fashion.]
Jan. 12th, 2012
Jan. 10th, 2012
Jan. 2nd, 2012
Dec. 27th, 2011
Dec. 22nd, 2011
Mass!Text [meant for John Constantine but sent to all of Colligo]
So. John. Uh. I may or may not have kicked that rabid little beast you brought home the other day into the wall when she hissed at me.
[immediately after]
And she may or may not have tried to use my leg as a scratching post because of it.
[immediately after that]
And now I may or may not be seriously considering putting her in the frigging SHU.
[and after that]
Just, you know, FYI. If she goes MIA? Totally brought it upon herself for being EVIL INCARNATE.
[immediately after]
And she may or may not have tried to use my leg as a scratching post because of it.
[immediately after that]
And now I may or may not be seriously considering putting her in the frigging SHU.
[and after that]
Just, you know, FYI. If she goes MIA? Totally brought it upon herself for being EVIL INCARNATE.
Dec. 20th, 2011
Accidental Mass!Text [Meant for (her) Dean]
I just found Gabbie in the recycling bin. Jack's napping so I know it wasn't him. I think it's safe to say Meri's fascination with her little sister is officially over.
Dec. 19th, 2011
Accidental Mass!Text [Meant for the Doctor]
I just went through a door I didn't mean to go through. I don't want to go there again. It was scary. Really scary.
[immediately after]
I've never done that before. I always can just not go somewhere but this time I just did and I didn't like it.
[immediately after]
I've never done that before. I always can just not go somewhere but this time I just did and I didn't like it.
Dec. 2nd, 2011
( Accidental Mass DYAC Texts - Meant for Damon Salvatore )
We need to talk.
( a few seconds later )
I think I'm pregermanic.
( immediately after that )
What the helicopter?
( immediately after that )
H E L L. Not heliocentric.
( a few seconds after that )
Damn it. I think I'm pregnant.
( a few seconds after that )
It's yours. Obviously.
( a few seconds later )
I think I'm pregermanic.
( immediately after that )
What the helicopter?
( immediately after that )
H E L L. Not heliocentric.
( a few seconds after that )
Damn it. I think I'm pregnant.
( a few seconds after that )
It's yours. Obviously.
Nov. 28th, 2011
Text Message to the Doctor
We should go somewhere. Just you and me. In your box.
[immediately after]
Somewhere that only involves running after a chance to relax first.
[immediately after]
Somewhere that only involves running after a chance to relax first.