( colligo ¬ get collected ) → communications.

So. Apparently you have a child here from a universe where you power drained Forge. Or something like that. It's the only explanation I could think of.

[ a few seconds later ]
So. Happy Belated Mother's Day?

This place is insane. And when I say insane, I mean INSANE.

[immediately after]
Have you seen these comics? If you haven't? Do yourself a favor and don't. Really. Just don't.

[immediately after that]
For starters, I'm a lot older than I should be, wearing some horrible green and yellow outfit, and my hair looks like I've got a SKUNK ON MY HEAD.

[a few seconds later]
And in some of them I'm with some guy named Gambit and in others I'm... I don't even want to talk about it. It's that disturbing.

[thirty seconds later]
I need ice cream. And a hot shower. And maybe bleach for my brain. But definitely ice cream because this is just plain wrong.

Is it just me or has their been an influx of bloody super-heroes coming to town in the last few days? This would be Geek Boy's wet dream. Come to think of it, it's his fault that I even know who they are.

Hey. I know we talked before but I was wondering. Aside from that, do you know who I am? What I can do and all of that?

[immediately after]
Because I'm thinking I might like to take you up on that offer for a job but if you don't know certain things about me we probably should talk about that first.

[immediately after that]
If the offer for a job still stands, I mean. I'll understand if it doesn't. I'm not sure I'd hire me, at any rate.

( text message to jules / FAIL MASS!TEXT! )

Hey.

[sent a few seconds later.]
That was some party, right?

[sent a few seconds later.]
Did you ever get that stain out of your shirt?

[sent a few seconds later.]
So I was thinking we could get lunch.

[sent a few seconds later.]
If you want.

[sent a few seconds later.]
You don't have to.