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Jun. 1st, 2011


[info]theflamingsword

( DYAC Accidental Mass-Text to Colligo - minus kids; meant for Crowley )

I'm terribly sorry, my dear, but the cask seems to have eaten one of your penis.

( immediately after that )
The small one by the widow.

( a few seconds after that )
Wait...no. The cat. And not penis. Penis.

( a few seconds after that )
P L A N T S. By the W I N D O W.

( a few seconds after that )
I hate this blasphemy contraceptive.

( a few seconds after that )
B L A S T E D. C O N T R A P T I O N. Buffer this.

( a few seconds after that )
B U G G E R. I give up.