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May. 24th, 2012


[info]tobeunmade

( Text Messages to Mycroft Holmes )

I got a message to text this number, and usually I figure that stuff's spam, but what the hell. I'm on an alien planet because Morgan Freeman is bored and grabby. Why not.

( a few seconds later )
What can I do for you?

Apr. 29th, 2012


[info]ifimnothungry

Text Messages.

text messages to mycroft holmes )

text messages to irene adler )

text messages to nathan wuornos )

Apr. 20th, 2012


[info]ifimnothungry

Text Messages.

text messages to mycroft holmes )

text messages to irene adler )

text messages to molly hooper )

text messages to mac taylor & nathan wuornos )

Apr. 12th, 2012


[info]ifimnothungry

Text Message to Mycroft Holmes.

So. No more cleaning up my mistakes was it, dear brother? SH

Apr. 8th, 2012


[info]hisarchenemy

Text Messages for Nathan Wuornos. )

Apr. 6th, 2012


[info]hisarchenemy

Text Messages

Text Message for John Watson. )

Text Message for Sherlock Holmes. )

Apr. 1st, 2012


[info]willthatbeall

( Text Messages to Mycroft Holmes )

I have the files you needed to go over for your 9:00 a.m. meeting Monday.

( immediately after that )
And you could do with dinner.

( immediately after that )
Please stop gawking at your PDA. It's terribly unattractive.

( immediately after that )
I'm certain your brother can handle himself, even with Ms. Adler.

Feb. 8th, 2012


[info]ifimnothungry

Mass Texts to John Watson, Irene Adler, Molly Hooper, Mycroft Holmes, Mac Taylor, & Nathan Wuornos

There are five rather angry gunmen following me.

[ a few seconds later ]
Four

[ a minute later ]
Three

[ a few seconds later ]
Two, but one looks like he's considering running away.

[ immediately after that ]
And he did.

[ a few seconds later ]
Wuornos, you might want to send a unit to 7th street. There's a bit of a mess to clean up.

Feb. 1st, 2012


[info]willthatbeall

( Text Messages to Mycroft Holmes )

Sir, there are ferrets trying to reorganise my files.

( a few seconds later )
I imagine they think they're being helpful, be they really aren't.

( a few seconds after that )
I would have told you this in person, but your umbrella is standing guard outside your door and refuses to allow anyone in.

( a few seconds after that )
I'll try to talk some sense into it before your eleven o'clock meeting.

( a few seconds after that )
As I just said I'm going to try and reason with your umbrella, perhaps it would be preferable to simply reschedule your appointments.

[info]ifimnothungry

Text Message to Mycroft Holmes.

There is a raccoon in my room. It appears to be tidying up. SH

[ a few seconds later ]
Tell me you haven't genetically modified forest animals to spy on me. SH

Jan. 25th, 2012


[info]willthatbeall

Mycroft Holmes: You have one new message )

Lucy Saxon: You have one new message )

Arthur Rossi: You have three new messages )

Jan. 21st, 2012


[info]faithfulblogger

Text Messages to Mycroft Holmes )

Text Messages to Mac Taylor )

Text Messages to Molly Hooper )

Jan. 18th, 2012


[info]ifimnothungry

Text Message to Mycroft Holmes.

Anything you want to tell me? SH

Jan. 6th, 2012


[info]willthatbeall

( Text Messages to Mycroft Holmes )

Mr. Holmes, there appears to be a woman in the city calling herself Irene Adler.

( immediately after that )
What would you like me to do, sir?

May. 24th, 2011


[info]themiddlegame

Encrypted E-mail to Mycroft Holmes

encrypted e-mail to mycroft holmes )

May. 10th, 2011


[info]hisarchenemy

Text to Peter Fleming )

Text to Sherlock Holmes )

Text to Anthea )

Apr. 28th, 2011


[info]hisarchenemy

[Text Messages]

Text to Anthea )

Text to Sherlock )

Apr. 16th, 2011


[info]reasonbackward

Text Messages.

text messages to John Watson )

text message to Hermione Watson )

text messages to Mycroft Holmes )

text message to Jim Moriarty )

Apr. 12th, 2011


[info]reasonbackward

Text Message to Mycroft Holmes.

Apparently you're in the lead as far as the opinion polls are concerned. Shall I have to take it upon myself to explain to the population of this city just how flexible your 'civil rights' policy actually is? SH

Apr. 8th, 2011


[info]toobusyforyou

Texts to Mycroft Holmes )