( colligo ¬ get collected ) → communications.

This is maddening. I can practically feel vital parts of my brain function slipping away and getting replaced by police procedure manuals.

[ a few seconds later ]
Why do I have to learn this again?

Would you care to explain to me why it is I have a report on my desk that lists you as the primary witness in a shooting?

[immediately after]
And none of that 'I just happened to be there' crap either, Sherlock. We both know you didn't just give your statement and leave it at that.

[a few seconds later]
Am I going to have to actually arrest you - again - to keep you away from crime scenes in this city? I'll do it, if I have to.

( text messages to mycroft holmes )

( text messages to irene adler )

( text messages to molly hooper )

( text messages to mac taylor & nathan wuornos )

( Text Messages for Nathan Wuornos )

( Text Messages for John Watson )

( text messages to mac taylor, molly hooper, & nathan wuornos. )

( text message to john watson )

There are five rather angry gunmen following me.

[ a few seconds later ]
Four

[ a minute later ]
Three

[ a few seconds later ]
Two, but one looks like he's considering running away.

[ immediately after that ]
And he did.

[ a few seconds later ]
Wuornos, you might want to send a unit to 7th street. There's a bit of a mess to clean up.

( Text Messages to Mycroft Holmes )

( Text Messages to Mac Taylor )

( Text Messages to Molly Hooper )

( Text Message for Sherlock Holmes )

( Text Message for Nate Wuornos )