( colligo ¬ get collected ) → communications.

( Lyle Bennet, you have TWO new messages )

( Alaric Saltzman, you have ONE new message )

( Lyle Bennet, you have ONE new message )

( Elena Gilbert, you have ONE new message )

( Elena Gilbert, you have ONE new message )

( Lyle Bennet, you have TWO new messages )

( Caroline Forbes, you have ONE new message )

I just found Gabbie in the recycling bin. Jack's napping so I know it wasn't him. I think it's safe to say Meri's fascination with her little sister is officially over.

Geese who just foundered a entree box seat of the recent arrivals' animated serration.

[ a few seconds later ]
Mauve knifefight!

[ immediately after that ]
Wow. That's so ring.

[ a few seconds later ]
Ring.

[ immediately after that ]
W R O N G.

[ a few seconds later ]
I meat Mooby night.

[ immediately after that ]
M O V I E. Apparently my PDA wants us to throw in a Kevin Smith movie as well.

Did you see the debate?

[a few seconds later]
It's him, isn't it? The guy from that show we watched. The one that was covered in crazysauce, I mean.

[a few seconds after that]
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks him becoming mayor is pretty much the worst. idea. ever.

( Lyle: You have 1 new message )

( Cobb: You have 1 new message )

( Eames: You have 2 new messages )

( Arthur: You have 1 new message )