Accidental Mass!Text - Meant for Jude Harvelle
[immediately after]
I can't lie. Not that I normally lie anyway, but I can't even say things in a politely argumentative way. I'm being ridiculously, rudely honest. I open my mouth and the truth just falls right out. No matter what.
[immediately after that]
And I have an interview at four tomorrow for an internship with a PR firm.
[immediately after that]
You know me. I can't function like this. I definitely can't go to a job interview like this. I can't even talk to most of the people I know like this!
[immediately after that]
Stop laughing and help me figure out what to do.