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May. 3rd, 2012


[info]humanmapquest

Accidental Mass!Text - Meant for Jude Harvelle

Mayday, mayday. Jude, I need help.

[immediately after]
I can't lie. Not that I normally lie anyway, but I can't even say things in a politely argumentative way. I'm being ridiculously, rudely honest. I open my mouth and the truth just falls right out. No matter what.

[immediately after that]
And I have an interview at four tomorrow for an internship with a PR firm.

[immediately after that]
You know me. I can't function like this. I definitely can't go to a job interview like this. I can't even talk to most of the people I know like this!

[immediately after that]
Stop laughing and help me figure out what to do.

Jul. 24th, 2011


[info]bubbly_vamp

Jude Harvelle, you have THREE new messages )

Jul. 11th, 2011


[info]notsolittlerock

( Text Messages )

Molly: You have 3 new messages )

Damon: You have 2 new messages )

Jun. 21st, 2011


[info]untouchable

Text Messages to Jude Harvelle

Hey. I know we talked before but I was wondering. Aside from that, do you know who I am? What I can do and all of that?

[immediately after]
Because I'm thinking I might like to take you up on that offer for a job but if you don't know certain things about me we probably should talk about that first.

[immediately after that]
If the offer for a job still stands, I mean. I'll understand if it doesn't. I'm not sure I'd hire me, at any rate.

Jun. 19th, 2011


[info]notsolittlerock

( Text Messages )

Damon: You have 5 new messages )

Adam: You have 3 new messages )

Molly: You have 2 new messages )

Lexi: You have new 2 messages )

Claire: You have new 2 messages )

Jun. 18th, 2011


[info]notsolittlerock

( Accidental Mass-Text to people Jude knows; Meant for Molly Suresh )

I know this is awful timing to be happy about anything with all the shit going on, but I just need to say this.

( immediately after )
TGIFibromyalgia I'm not pregnant. It was a false alarm.

( a few seconds later )
...TGIFibromyalgia? WTF?

( a few seconds later )
With my luck I just masturbated the whole city.

( a few seconds later )
Mass-texted. FML.

Jun. 4th, 2011


[info]reo_and_knives

[DYAC!Text to Jude Harvelle]
So I've been fingering.

[ooc: sent a few seconds later]
With moth golfing again, we've got some extra spacebags.

[ooc: sent a few seconds later]
Do you want to ask Kirsten to mow on?


[ooc: sent a few seconds later]

O M G. Do you want to acts A S K Kirs Kir K R I S T A to M O V E in?

May. 30th, 2011


[info]notsolittlerock

( Accidental Mass-Text to people Jude knows; Meant for Molly Suresh )

Oh my Adam. This is bad. Really bad.

( sent a few seconds later )
I'm late.

( sent a few seconds later )
And I don't mean for an appointment.

May. 29th, 2011


[info]reo_and_knives

ACCIDENTAL Mass Text!

[Meant for Gabriel. But if Jo is a friend or family member of your char, they will see this! Unless they're under 16.]

You. Me. *Our* bed. Now. Get here fast enough and you might be able to do the undressing part yourself.

May. 15th, 2011


[info]justatitle

Text Message to Jude Harvelle )

Same Text Message to Ellen and Jo Harvelle )

May. 10th, 2011


[info]notsolittlerock

( Text Messages to Damon Salvatore )

Hey.

( A few seconds later )
You haven't died horribly have you? I hear vampires are super flammable and stuff.

( A few seconds after that )
You've just been kind of quiet lately and quiet in this place makes me worry, especially with what just happened.

May. 8th, 2011


[info]reo_and_knives

Text to Jude Harvelle )

Mar. 2nd, 2011


[info]humanmapquest

Texts for Jude Harvelle

I hate my boss. He's such an idiot.

[sent 2 minutes later]
May need an alibi in case I actually kill him.

[sent 30 seconds later]
And get somebody to undo these texts if I do it, too.

[sent a few seconds later]
Anyway. I'll be home soon. Get dressed. We're going out.

[sent immediately after that]
:)

Feb. 20th, 2011


[info]notsolittlerock

Phone Call to Molly Suresh )

[info]sacredvessel

Texts

To Rose Tyler )

Mass texts to Ariadne, Jude Harvelle, Sam Winchester, Regulus Black, Dawn Summers )

Dec. 25th, 2010


[info]justatitle

Texts to Jude Harvelle )

Text to the Master )

Dec. 12th, 2010


[info]notsolittlerock

( Text Message to Adam )

So, I was thinking.

( a few seconds later )
Want to move in with me and Moll?

Dec. 1st, 2010


[info]justatitle

[Texts to Jude Harvelle]

Ben's gone.

[a few seconds later]
Stay inside tonight.

Nov. 21st, 2010


[info]humanmapquest

Texts to Jude Harvelle )

Text to Adric )

Texts to Phillipa Cobb )

Nov. 16th, 2010


[info]notsolittlerock

Texts to Adam Young )

Nov. 11th, 2010


[info]humanmapquest

[Texts to Jude Harvelle]

Have you ever had doubts about something and you aren't sure why?

[a few seconds later]
Or wondered if maybe there's more to something than you first thought?

[30 seconds after that]
I don't think I'm in love with Ben anymore.

Oct. 31st, 2010


[info]righteousman

Texts to Sam Winchester )

Texts to John Winchester )

Texts to Castiel )

Texts to Adam Milligan )

Texts to Ben Winchester )

Texts to the Harvelles (Bill, Ellen, Jo, Jude) )

Texts to Adam Young )

Texts to Crowley )

Texts to Gabriel )

Texts to Cas, Jade and Parker )

Texts to Loki )

Texts to Elaine, Michael and Lucifer )

Texts to Juno )

Texts to Tessa )

Oct. 24th, 2010


[info]notsolittlerock

( Text Message to Bill and Ellen )
I just ended a zombie apocalypse by asking nicely. I'll never doubt the merits of politeness again.

( Text Message to Molly )
You were right.

Oct. 23rd, 2010


[info]humanmapquest

Texts to Jude Harvelle

For the love of Adam, will you at least ask Azazel to stop this?

[sent a few seconds later]
He did this for you, maybe he'll stop it for you.

[sent a few seconds afterward]
It won't hurt anything but your pride, Jude.

[sent immediately after that]
And you have plenty to spare.

[sent thirty seconds later]
I know it's a long shot but please.

Oct. 12th, 2010


[info]justatitle

Same text sent to Ben Winchester, Jude Harvelle, and Molly Suresh )

Same text sent to Aziraphale and Crowley )

Oct. 4th, 2010


[info]humanmapquest

[Text to Jude Harvelle]

Boys are dumb.

Sep. 26th, 2010


[info]justatitle

[ Texts to Jude Harvelle ]

I meant what I said when I told you that I loved you, you know.

(a few seconds later)
It's terrifying and frustrating and the one thing in my life that I don't feel I have any control over.

(a few seconds after that)
And I love every second of it.

Aug. 26th, 2010


[info]notsolittlerock

( Voicemails to Molly Suresh from last night )

You have eleven new messages )

Aug. 13th, 2010


[info]humanmapquest

[ Text to Jude Harvelle ]

Did you know Ben hung out with Dawn last night? Alone?

Aug. 6th, 2010


[info]reo_and_knives

Text to Jude

It's bad.