( colligo ¬ get collected ) → communications.

Hey kid. How are you settling in?

( a few seconds later )
I know you just got here, but I wanted to run something by you.

( a few seconds after )
I want to ask Jenna to marry me. But I wanted to get your permission as the man of the house.

( a few seconds after )
I just really love her, and after everything I don't want to waste the time we have.

( a few seconds after )
So...what do you think?

( For John Gilbert )

I don't feel all that bad. Not really. The wound is even looking a little better.

( a few seconds later )
Maybe it doesn't work the same here. Or something. And we're all worried for nothing.

( a few seconds after that )
I don't really believe that. But it would be nice if it was true.

( a few seconds after that )
I'm scared. I'm only seventeen and I don't want to die. I was supposed to have longer than this.

( a few seconds after that )
I've already died once. And it hurt and I was scared. I don't want to again.

Meant for Alaric, but sent to everyone!

Last night was really nice, babe.

I especially loved the chocolate-covered strawberries.

And remind me to thank whoever made you rent The Notebook. I've always liked that movie.

But can you be in the middle next time?

Don't get me wrong. I love Damon and all, but he kept pulling my hair.

Tags: alaric saltzman, caroline forbes, damon salvatore, jenna sommers, john gilbert, parker

[ooc: The following dyac!text message was meant for her husband but was accidentally sent to the bulk of Colligo.]

Hey baby. I really don't feel up to cookie tonight.

[immediately after]
*cooking, stupid auto erection

[a few seconds later]
Stop laughing and just bring me home some human beef.

( text message to parker )

( text message to isobel flemming )

( text messages to jenna sommers )

( text message to jeremy gilbert )

( text message to isobel flemming )

( Text to Damon )

( Text to John Gilbert )

( Text to Caroline )

( Text to Crowley )