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Page Summary
- (no subject)
- Mass!Texts - Meant for the Doctor
- Accidental Mass Texts!Meant for Damon Salvatore
- Accidental Mass!Text - Meant for Jude Harvelle
- Accidental Mass Texts!Meant for Jason Todd
- Text Message to Alaric Saltzman.
- ( Text Message to Damon )
- Text Message to Caroline Forbes.
- (no subject)
- (no subject)
- (no subject)
- ( Text Message to Damon Salvatore )
- Text Message to Zoe Retrieval Teams.
- Text Message to Parker.
- ( Phone Call to Damon Salvatore )
- Text Message to Alaric Saltzman.
- Text Message to Alaric Saltzman.
- Accidentally Mass Text! (Intended for Alaric Saltzman)
- Text to Damon Salvatore
- ( Accidental Mass DYAC Texts - Meant for Damon Salvatore )
- (no subject)
- ( Text Messages )
- ( Text Messages to Damon Salvatore )
- (no subject)
- ( Accidental Mass Text - Meant for Jeremy Gilbert )
- Text Messages to Katherine Pierce.
- (no subject)
- Text to Damon
- (no subject)
- ( Text Messages )
- (no subject)
- ( Accidental Mass-Text to people Jude knows; Meant for Molly Suresh )
- Text Messages
- Accidental Mass Text to All of Colligo
- (no subject)
- ( Accidental Mass-Text to people Jude knows; Meant for Molly Suresh )
- Text Message to Caroline Forbes. (Mass Text to All of Colligo Fail!)
- Mass Text to Caroline Forbes, Bonnie Bennett, Elena Gilbert, & Molly Suresh
- Text Messages to Caroline Forbes.
- (no subject)
- ( Text Messages to Damon Salvatore )
- (no subject)
- Text Messages.
- [Text Messages]
- (no subject)
- Text Message to Alaric Saltzman.
- Text Message to Alaric Saltzman.
- [text; Damon]
- Text Message to Alaric Saltzman.
- (no subject)
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May. 22nd, 2012
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May. 7th, 2012
Mass!Texts - Meant for the Doctor
May. 5th, 2012
Accidental Mass Texts!Meant for Damon Salvatore
I need help and I couldn't think of anyone else.
[sent right after]
There is a random guy in my bed, but I don't remember going out last night.
[right after]
I was studying last night!
[right after]
And I'm not hung over and we're both dressed, but I don't know who he is or how he got in my bed.
[right after]
And that's not even the strangest part. My curtains were open...he's a freakin' disco ball!!
[Holy forced marriage plot, Batman! Jenna and Edward are now stuck together.
[sent right after]
There is a random guy in my bed, but I don't remember going out last night.
[right after]
I was studying last night!
[right after]
And I'm not hung over and we're both dressed, but I don't know who he is or how he got in my bed.
[right after]
And that's not even the strangest part. My curtains were open...he's a freakin' disco ball!!
[Holy forced marriage plot, Batman! Jenna and Edward are now stuck together.
May. 3rd, 2012
Accidental Mass!Text - Meant for Jude Harvelle
Mayday, mayday. Jude, I need help.
[immediately after]
I can't lie. Not that I normally lie anyway, but I can't even say things in a politely argumentative way. I'm being ridiculously, rudely honest. I open my mouth and the truth just falls right out. No matter what.
[immediately after that]
And I have an interview at four tomorrow for an internship with a PR firm.
[immediately after that]
You know me. I can't function like this. I definitely can't go to a job interview like this. I can't even talk to most of the people I know like this!
[immediately after that]
Stop laughing and help me figure out what to do.
[immediately after]
I can't lie. Not that I normally lie anyway, but I can't even say things in a politely argumentative way. I'm being ridiculously, rudely honest. I open my mouth and the truth just falls right out. No matter what.
[immediately after that]
And I have an interview at four tomorrow for an internship with a PR firm.
[immediately after that]
You know me. I can't function like this. I definitely can't go to a job interview like this. I can't even talk to most of the people I know like this!
[immediately after that]
Stop laughing and help me figure out what to do.
Apr. 12th, 2012
Accidental Mass Texts!Meant for Jason Todd
[Sent early this morning]
Fuck!
[sent right after]
Jason, you have to help me.
[immediately after]
You're the only person who won't judge me.
[immediately after]
</s>I didn't mean to kill her. I was just so pissed off and hungry</s>
Fuck!
[sent right after]
Jason, you have to help me.
[immediately after]
You're the only person who won't judge me.
[immediately after]
</s>I didn't mean to kill her. I was just so pissed off and hungry</s>
Mar. 24th, 2012
Mar. 23rd, 2012
Feb. 1st, 2012
Text Message to Caroline Forbes.
There's a flock of birds in the kitchen doing the dishes. Please come home.
Jan. 29th, 2012
Jan. 26th, 2012
Jan. 25th, 2012
Jan. 19th, 2012
Text Message to Zoe Retrieval Teams.
We've got a house. Though, it's more like a shack. Constantine and I are going in. It doesn't sound like there's many of them, but we might need back-up. Get to the beach as quickly as you can.
Dec. 20th, 2011
Text Message to Parker.
Here I would think my tree would be a bit smaller this year. I've been good! Are we still trying to make up for the rest of the century?
[ a few seconds later ]
And I figured I'd stick this to a text as to not ruin theconfusion surprise for everyone else.
[ a few seconds later ]
And I figured I'd stick this to a text as to not ruin the
Dec. 17th, 2011
Dec. 15th, 2011
Text Message to Alaric Saltzman.
So. I need to talk to you about something.
[ immediately after ]
It's a surprise, but I need help to pull it off properly.
[ a few second later ]
Care to help me make Caroline's Christmas?
[ immediately after ]
It's a surprise, but I need help to pull it off properly.
[ a few second later ]
Care to help me make Caroline's Christmas?
Dec. 5th, 2011
Dec. 3rd, 2011
Accidentally Mass Text! (Intended for Alaric Saltzman)
She cheated on me.
[ a few seconds later ]
She fucking cheated on me.
[ immediately after ]
I mean, it's not like we started out as exclusive or anything, but after it's been this long, I expected at least some honesty if she wanted to see someone else. But if she's pregnant, she had to have. Right? There's nothing in those weirdo history books of yours that says anything about random vampire pregnancy. Is there?
[ a minute later ]
Should I ask Bonnie? She'd know if there was something in that witchy expanse of knowledge about some miracle vamp baby. Possibly.
[ immediately after ]
Or am I just grasping at straws?
[ a few seconds later ]
She fucking cheated on me.
[ immediately after ]
I mean, it's not like we started out as exclusive or anything, but after it's been this long, I expected at least some honesty if she wanted to see someone else. But if she's pregnant, she had to have. Right? There's nothing in those weirdo history books of yours that says anything about random vampire pregnancy. Is there?
[ a minute later ]
Should I ask Bonnie? She'd know if there was something in that witchy expanse of knowledge about some miracle vamp baby. Possibly.
[ immediately after ]
Or am I just grasping at straws?
Dec. 2nd, 2011
( Accidental Mass DYAC Texts - Meant for Damon Salvatore )
We need to talk.
( a few seconds later )
I think I'm pregermanic.
( immediately after that )
What the helicopter?
( immediately after that )
H E L L. Not heliocentric.
( a few seconds after that )
Damn it. I think I'm pregnant.
( a few seconds after that )
It's yours. Obviously.
( a few seconds later )
I think I'm pregermanic.
( immediately after that )
What the helicopter?
( immediately after that )
H E L L. Not heliocentric.
( a few seconds after that )
Damn it. I think I'm pregnant.
( a few seconds after that )
It's yours. Obviously.
Nov. 12th, 2011
Jul. 11th, 2011
( Text Messages )
Jul. 6th, 2011
( Text Messages to Damon Salvatore )
Movie night with Jen tonight. Possibly Parker too. And some kid named Lyle.
( a few seconds later )
So, in other words, put on some pants.
( a few seconds after that )
We don't want to scar the guy.
( a few seconds after that )
Shirt too.
( a few seconds after that )
I know. I'm such a tyrant.
( a few seconds later )
So, in other words, put on some pants.
( a few seconds after that )
We don't want to scar the guy.
( a few seconds after that )
Shirt too.
( a few seconds after that )
I know. I'm such a tyrant.
Jul. 1st, 2011
Jun. 30th, 2011
( Accidental Mass Text - Meant for Jeremy Gilbert )
Hey kid. How are you settling in?
( a few seconds later )
I know you just got here, but I wanted to run something by you.
( a few seconds after )
I want to ask Jenna to marry me. But I wanted to get your permission as the man of the house.
( a few seconds after )
I just really love her, and after everything I don't want to waste the time we have.
( a few seconds after )
So...what do you think?
( a few seconds later )
I know you just got here, but I wanted to run something by you.
( a few seconds after )
I want to ask Jenna to marry me. But I wanted to get your permission as the man of the house.
( a few seconds after )
I just really love her, and after everything I don't want to waste the time we have.
( a few seconds after )
So...what do you think?
Jun. 26th, 2011
Jun. 21st, 2011
Jun. 20th, 2011
Jun. 19th, 2011
( Text Messages )
Jun. 18th, 2011
( Accidental Mass-Text to people Jude knows; Meant for Molly Suresh )
I know this is awful timing to be happy about anything with all the shit going on, but I just need to say this.
( immediately after )
TGIFibromyalgia I'm not pregnant. It was a false alarm.
( a few seconds later )
...TGIFibromyalgia? WTF?
( a few seconds later )
With my luck I just masturbated the whole city.
( a few seconds later )
Mass-texted. FML.
( immediately after )
TGIFibromyalgia I'm not pregnant. It was a false alarm.
( a few seconds later )
...TGIFibromyalgia? WTF?
( a few seconds later )
With my luck I just masturbated the whole city.
( a few seconds later )
Mass-texted. FML.
Jun. 15th, 2011
Text Messages
[Damon]
You're cheating on Caroline with Jenna? AND Ric?
[Caroline]
Are you okay, sweetie?
You're cheating on Caroline with Jenna? AND Ric?
[Caroline]
Are you okay, sweetie?
Accidental Mass Text to All of Colligo
Meant for Alaric, but sent to everyone!
Last night was really nice, babe.
I especially loved the chocolate-covered strawberries.
And remind me to thank whoever made you rent The Notebook. I've always liked that movie.
But can you be in the middle next time?
Don't get me wrong. I love Damon and all, but he kept pulling my hair.
Jun. 7th, 2011
[Mass Text to Everyone Lexi Knows]
Reply to this right now and tell me you're alright. I don't care where you are.
Reply to this right now and tell me you're alright. I don't care where you are.
May. 30th, 2011
( Accidental Mass-Text to people Jude knows; Meant for Molly Suresh )
Oh my Adam. This is bad. Really bad.
( sent a few seconds later )
I'm late.
( sent a few seconds later )
And I don't mean for an appointment.
( sent a few seconds later )
I'm late.
( sent a few seconds later )
And I don't mean for an appointment.
Text Message to Caroline Forbes. (Mass Text to All of Colligo Fail!)
And now I'm going to go lynch myself. The filters are there for a reason.
May. 27th, 2011
Mass Text to Caroline Forbes, Bonnie Bennett, Elena Gilbert, & Molly Suresh
May. 20th, 2011
May. 15th, 2011
May. 10th, 2011
( Text Messages to Damon Salvatore )
Hey.
( A few seconds later )
You haven't died horribly have you? I hear vampires are super flammable and stuff.
( A few seconds after that )
You've just been kind of quiet lately and quiet in this place makes me worry, especially with what just happened.
( A few seconds later )
You haven't died horribly have you? I hear vampires are super flammable and stuff.
( A few seconds after that )
You've just been kind of quiet lately and quiet in this place makes me worry, especially with what just happened.
May. 4th, 2011
May. 2nd, 2011
Text Messages.
Apr. 28th, 2011
[Text Messages]
Apr. 21st, 2011
Apr. 15th, 2011
Text Message to Alaric Saltzman.
I take it back. Interesting things no longer desired.
[ a few seconds later ]
On the plus side, at least I'm no longer dreadfully behind the rest of you.
[ a few seconds later ]
Not that that's much comfort.
[ a minute later ]
Going to go get very drunk now.
[ a few seconds later ]
On the plus side, at least I'm no longer dreadfully behind the rest of you.
[ a few seconds later ]
Not that that's much comfort.
[ a minute later ]
Going to go get very drunk now.
Apr. 5th, 2011
Mar. 26th, 2011
[text; Damon]
You deserve something good. Just thought you should know in case you weren't aware.
Mar. 25th, 2011
[Text to Damon]
So...I know this hasn't happened for you yet...but...you compelled me...and now I remember.Why did you have to confess that Damon, why?
[Text to Stefan]
So...how come you never told me that after a person becomes a vampire any compulsion they ever had wears off?
So...I know this hasn't happened for you yet...but...you compelled me...and now I remember.
[Text to Stefan]
So...how come you never told me that after a person becomes a vampire any compulsion they ever had wears off?