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( DYAC Accidental Mass-Text to Colligo - minus kids; meant for Crowley )
I'm terribly sorry, my dear, but the cask seems to have eaten one of your penis.
( immediately after that )
The small one by the widow.
( a few seconds after that )
Wait...no. The cat. And not penis. Penis.
( a few seconds after that )
P L A N T S. By the W I N D O W.
( a few seconds after that )
I hate this blasphemy contraceptive.
( a few seconds after that )
B L A S T E D. C O N T R A P T I O N. Buffer this.
( a few seconds after that )
B U G G E R. I give up.
( immediately after that )
The small one by the widow.
( a few seconds after that )
Wait...no. The cat. And not penis. Penis.
( a few seconds after that )
P L A N T S. By the W I N D O W.
( a few seconds after that )
I hate this blasphemy contraceptive.
( a few seconds after that )
B L A S T E D. C O N T R A P T I O N. Buffer this.
( a few seconds after that )
B U G G E R. I give up.