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Cordelia Chase takes crap from no one. (thisismyofframp) wrote in colligo_comms,
@ 2012-02-11 00:45:00

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cordelia chase, owen harper, text message

Text Message for Owen Harper
You are the deadest man in all of Deadonia.

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	Return Text. imatwat 2012-02-11 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Then it's good we're in Colligo. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Text. thisismyofframp 2012-02-11 05:55 am UTC (link)
	Oh no you don't. When I'm through with you, there is no way you are coming back to life. [immediately after] Not without certain, dangly parts missing at least. I'll make sure of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text. imatwat 2012-02-11 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Come on, sweetheart. I can't share the exciting exploits of the evening with the general population? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text. thisismyofframp 2012-02-11 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Those 'exploits' featured me. In my UNDERWEAR. So no. You crossed a line. [immediately after] So don't be surprised when you wake up bald tomorrow. Just saying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text. imatwat 2012-02-11 06:06 am UTC (link)
	I would have sent them even if you'd been clothed. It's just more amusing this way. [ a few seconds later ] Don't even think about it, Chase. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text. thisismyofframp 2012-02-11 06:11 am UTC (link)
	[after his last] Or you'll what, exactly? Post half-naked pictures of me on the internet? LITTLE LATE FOR THAT ONE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text. imatwat 2012-02-11 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Or I'll make sure you know exactly what it feels like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text. thisismyofframp 2012-02-11 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Try it, and I'll feed you to Spike. Don't think I won't. All I have to do is cover you in a deep-fried onion blossom and he'll munch on you like a fat girl takes on a Krispy Kreme shop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text. imatwat 2012-02-11 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Turnabout is fair play, Chase. Tit for tat and all of that. [ a few seconds later ] And I've come back from the dead before. Try it, and I'll haunt your ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text. thisismyofframp 2012-02-11 06:20 am UTC (link)
	I took a picture of you while you were asleep. With the covers drawn up halfway to your chin, even. This is so not the same and you know it. [a few seconds later] Go ahead and haunt, buddy. I lived with a ghost as a roommate for YEARS. It's not like I can't do it again! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text. imatwat 2012-02-11 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh, come on! You were half covered by vines. [ a few seconds later ] A malicious vindictive ghost bent on making your life a living hell by constantly ruining your hair and make-up and interrupting your beauty sleep? Because don't think I won't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text. thisismyofframp 2012-02-11 06:24 am UTC (link)
	That is SO beside the point! [a few seconds later] Then it looks like I'll just need to put the resident ghostbusters on my speed-dial, huh? Because I'm sure this city has plenty of folks who can get rid of pesky, slowly balding, vertically challenged, neo-nazi little troll-shaped spirits! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text. imatwat 2012-02-11 06:27 am UTC (link)
	I think it's exactly the point. You're fixated on the underwear bit. The fact you were covered by vines is a point against that. [ a few seconds later ] Hey! I'm no neo-nazi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text. thisismyofframp 2012-02-11 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	I asked you for help in my moment of need and you, in turn, humiliated me. THAT is the point. [a few seconds later] You've crossed a line, Harper. Enough Mrs. Nice Girl. It's ON. (Reply to this) (Parent)