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Tweak says, "Look out below!"

Sherlock Holmes (ifimnothungry) wrote in colligo_comms,
@ 2012-02-08 22:21:00

Entry tags:

irene adler, john watson, mac taylor, molly hooper, mycroft holmes, nathan wuornos, sherlock holmes

Mass Texts to John Watson, Irene Adler, Molly Hooper, Mycroft Holmes, Mac Taylor, & Nathan Wuornos
There are five rather angry gunmen following me.

[ a few seconds later ]
Four

[ a minute later ]
Three

[ a few seconds later ]
Two, but one looks like he's considering running away.

[ immediately after that ]
And he did.

[ a few seconds later ]
Wuornos, you might want to send a unit to 7th street. There's a bit of a mess to clean up.

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	doesntcount 2012-02-09 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Did you mean to send this to me? [a moment later] I mean I'm glad you're all right. [just after that] Oh good a mess. [immediately after] I didn't mean that! [a moment after] I just meant that I was a little bored. [a second after that] I'm glad to work. [immediately after] Did you find out what they wanted? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Texts to Molly Hooper. ifimnothungry 2012-02-09 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Of course. [ a few seconds later ] And it seems I was a target. They're remarkably tight lipped on whose. [ immediately after that ] At least, the one still capable of speech is. [ a few seconds later ] And there's no sense in correcting yourself, Molly. Unfortunately, I think only one of them is dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts to Sherlock Holmes doesntcount 2012-02-09 05:56 am UTC (link)
	That can't be a coincidence. [a second later] All of those animals disappeared and now people are being attacked by things. [a moment or two after that] Well at least I'll be slightly less bored for a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts. ifimnothungry 2012-02-09 06:17 am UTC (link)
	Particularly if the attacks continue to get more active. [ a few seconds later ] This place certainly knows how to keep a person busy. [ immediately after ] At least I can finally stop borrowing John's jumpers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts. doesntcount 2012-02-09 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I should stay inside. [a couple of moments after that] I'm glad that it does keep us busy really. [a bit after that] I can't really imagine you in John's jumpers. [immediately after that] That's quite a funny mental image. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts. ifimnothungry 2012-02-09 06:43 am UTC (link)
	That might be for the best. [ a few seconds later ] Though, it seems that things are popping up indoors as well. [ immediately after ] They were rather irritating. Far too short. My stomach kept getting cold. [ a few seconds later ] But they were the only option available. My buttons decided to go on strike. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts. doesntcount 2012-02-09 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Indoors it is then. [a moment after] Perhaps it's just best to carry on as normally as possible then. [a bit after that] Buttons on strike? I can't imagine why they'd do that. [a second later] Still the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts. ifimnothungry 2012-02-09 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Of course. If we let this get to us, our captor wins. [ a few seconds later ] They said my shirts were two sizes too small, and they weren't willing to take the strain any longer. [ immediately after that ] My shirts are not too small. [ a few seconds after Molly's last ] But I'm glad you were amused, at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts. doesntcount 2012-02-09 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	Right. Quite normal. [a bit after that] They did? That's um. Well. [a second after that] They might be a little too small, Sherlock. [immediately after] Not that I you know look or I mean it's just that you. [immediately after that] Sorry, shutting up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts. ifimnothungry 2012-02-09 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Are they? [ immediately after that ] Really? [ a few seconds later ] They feel fine to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts. doesntcount 2012-02-09 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Well maybe a little tiny bit. [a second or two after] Not that there's anything wrong with that. [a moment after that] They're not as bad as John's jumpers, I'm sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return Texts. ifimnothungry 2012-02-09 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Unlike John's jumpers, they cover everything vital. [ a few seconds later ] Speaking of John. Did you two have a good evening? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts. doesntcount 2012-02-09 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	That's always important. [a moment or two later] Well I had a nice time. I don't think he did though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)