InsaneJournal

( Text Messages to Mycroft Holmes )
Sir, there are ferrets trying to reorganise my files.

( a few seconds later )
I imagine they think they're being helpful, be they really aren't.

( a few seconds after that )
I would have told you this in person, but your umbrella is standing guard outside your door and refuses to allow anyone in.

( a few seconds after that )
I'll try to talk some sense into it before your eleven o'clock meeting.

( a few seconds after that )
As I just said I'm going to try and reason with your umbrella, perhaps it would be preferable to simply reschedule your appointments.