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Tweak says, "ROMANI ITE DOMUM!"

Damon Salvatore (itsnotinme) wrote in colligo_comms,
@ 2012-02-01 05:49:00

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caroline forbes, damon salvatore

Text Message to Caroline Forbes.
There's a flock of birds in the kitchen doing the dishes. Please come home.

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	( Return Texts ) alcoholhelps 2012-02-01 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	~~Why do you have to be so adorable~~ All right, Damon. I'll save you from the scary birds. ( a few seconds later ) You're lucky you're so cute. ( a few seconds after that ) Snow White always made it seem so much less creepy and unhygenic. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Texts. itsnotinme 2012-02-01 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	Of course she did. Those were cartoon birds. Cartoon birds never poop. [ a few seconds later ] They're having to work twice as hard because they do. [ immediately after ] I'm sorry. I was an ass. [ immediately after that ] I mean, I'm always an ass, but I usually only do it to people I don't really care if I hurt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Return Texts ) alcoholhelps 2012-02-04 08:01 am UTC (link)
	If bunnies or kittens start helping out, can we keep one? ( a few seconds later ) Apology accepted. ( a few seconds after that ) I'm sorry I overreacted. ( a few seconds after that ) But you do get why I was upset, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts. itsnotinme 2012-02-04 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose. I'm assuming they're not going to be frighteningly Disneyficated for long. [ a few seconds later ] It was either because I made a decision that affected both of us without consulting you, or because I didn't see that as an issue to begin with. [ immediately after that ] One or the other. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Return Texts ) alcoholhelps 2012-02-04 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	They're still cute. ( a few seconds later ) A little of Column A, a little of Column B. ( a few seconds after that ) I've missed you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Texts. itsnotinme 2012-02-05 03:32 am UTC (link)
	You say cute. I say mildly unsettling. [ a few seconds later ] And I've missed you, too. I'd gotten rather used to not being on my own. [ immediately after ] Once everyone went back to their own places, the house felt wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Return Texts ) alcoholhelps 2012-02-05 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Those aren't mutually exclusive concepts. You manage to be both cute and mildly unsettling. ( a few seconds later ) I'm sorry I left. ( a few seconds after that ) So they didn't stay? (Reply to this) (Parent)