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Tweak says, "All you of Earth are IDIOTS!"

Dr. Owen Harper [Torchwood] (imatwat) wrote in colligo_comms,
@ 2012-02-01 05:32:00

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cordelia chase, owen harper

Text Message to Cordelia Chase.
The coffee pot is talking to me.

[ a few seconds later ]
Did you put something in my food last night?

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	Return Text thisismyofframp 2012-02-01 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	Harper. If I was going to put something in your food, it would not be something that would make you see things. Give me a little credit, here. [thirty seconds later] That's it. I'm coming home. When magic books start trying to alphabetize themselves while giving me advice on life, it's time to call it a day. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Return Text imatwat 2012-02-01 01:46 pm UTC (link)
	If you put something in my food, it will be something which will prevent me from asking later. Noted. [ immediately after cordy's last text ] Probably shouldn't go into the clinic today, then. There's not a more distressing thought than a talking bedpan or a scalpel that can operate itself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text thisismyofframp 2012-02-01 01:49 pm UTC (link)
	That means that the two of us are both off work. At the same time. [immediately after] Pretty sure that is one of the signs of the final Apocalypse or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text imatwat 2012-02-01 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	It's a shame, really. If you'd replaced my furniture by now, I could have just spent the whole day in my room. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text thisismyofframp 2012-02-01 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Keep it up and you'll be spending the whole day locked in the pantry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text imatwat 2012-02-01 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	I'll just call for help until a pair of wisecracking chipmunks and their plucky female mechanic come to my rescue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text thisismyofframp 2012-02-01 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	And the winner for lamest rescue ever goes to... [a few seconds later] Do we need anything from the store? We'd probably be smart to stock up now, if we do, before the animals overrun the shops with their creepy, helpful ways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text imatwat 2012-02-01 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	Milk, coffee. Oh, and some bread. I tried to make a sandwich and bit into something furry. [ a few seconds later ] Though, that might have been another happy helper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text thisismyofframp 2012-02-01 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Right. Got it. [a few seconds later] I better not come home to a hamster with a bite in it. Just saying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return Text imatwat 2012-02-01 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think it was a hamster. Unless it a dwarf one. (Reply to this) (Parent)