| Alleged Mistress Was Vampire |
[02 Jul 2009|02:40pm] |
By Jonathan Kingsman, Sun-Times Staff Writer JOLIET -- The woman with whom the late Sen. George Roberson was accused to having an affair has been identified on Wednesday as a vampire, according to an anonymous source within Roberson's office. Roberson, a three-term Democrat from Springfield, was found dead in a Joliet motel room on June 26. The police report told of two tiny holes in the right side of Roberson's neck, and a puddle of what coroners discovered was his own blood on the carpet beneath him. "Sen. Roberson was clearly the victim of a vampire feeding," the report read in part. "Cook County Coroner is suggesting Roberson's body be incinerated to prevent potential rising." ( See MISTRESS, page 4 )
[Submitted by Jeff.]
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