Something the drama teacher wrote. It was terrible and a whole anti-drugs thing. I was terrible at drama so I played a background showgirl with no lines. The girl next to me was called Alexis and she was the biggest bitch but she totally wanted a bigger part and had to be a wordless showgirl with me so HA suck it Alexis... And I'm totally over all the girls who bullied me in school. Obviously.
Cause in 50 years I'll probably be dead so I won't care :P