"White?" He made a face. "White's always see-through! Yew just wanted to put me in see-through shirts and oogle me. Yew are a pervert!"
He was teasing her at this point, but he didn't care. If he had to be stuck with someone like her, he might as well have some fun. "Yew know, wit' how perverted ye are, ah'm surprised yew haven't used ta condoms yet. Not unless yew've been bareback and kept it a secret..."