"What sort of bait would I be if it weren't one of my favourite things?" Hermes pointed out, utterly enamored with his master. "It helps that you dressed me so very well. It'd be hard to find even the most unattractive people not desirable in this." The fae knew he was beautiful even in sweatpants and a torn t-shirt. Such confidence only helped matters.
"They will know, Master, though if they make inquiries of you regardless I'm hardly to be held responsible for that am I?"