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Nicola Carmine Lee Cavataio (littlenicky) wrote in chiforum,
@ 2009-05-12 23:08:00

unoriginal cin

Ah Bachelorhood...

Here I come... how I've missed you so. I need to get laid right about now. Give my bruised ego and my broken heart some sexual healing. I'll do this right this time around. Being 30 and single is what life is all about. Dante, Cole, Benji, join me when you eventually get your leashes off. We'll bring sexy back.

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	benjir 2009-05-13 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Wtf is your malfunction? And where the hell have you been hiding? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 01:20 am UTC (link)
	I've been around the world, Benny boy. Get me drunk man. I need some attention right now. I'm starting to miss that leash again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	benjir 2009-05-13 01:22 am UTC (link)
	You look hella gay there, holmes. And uh errah there might be a problem with that. I'm packing, bro. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Are you fucking kidding me. Says the guy with the icon of a pedophile's dream. What. Where are you going? To bachelorhood with me right. I knew it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	benjir 2009-05-13 01:32 am UTC (link)
	No I was serious. Hahaha. Egh, stuff it Nic. I'm moving into a place. No. I'm good. Damn you're pitiful as hell right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Fuck you man. Either drink with me, or drink with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	benjir 2009-05-13 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Are you even in town? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Nope but I can be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	benjir 2009-05-13 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Get the hell on then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	stephwhitaker 2009-05-13 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Crazy Ass. I'm laughing at you, just so you know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 01:30 am UTC (link)
	That's not very nice. I consoled you when you got dumped, and I get called crazy and get laughed at? Wow I see how it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stephwhitaker 2009-05-13 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Not because you got dumped sweetie pie. But because you're all YAY about it, or so it seems. How have you been, sugar? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Should I be bawling and handing over my balls? Is that what women want to see? I've been at my worst, and now I don't know where I am. I think rock bottom is my heaven right now. Is this bleakness better? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stephwhitaker 2009-05-13 01:42 am UTC (link)
	Not going to tell you how to react to it. But if you need someone to talk to, I'm there for you sweetheart. That's what friends are for, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 01:46 am UTC (link)
	So does that mean I can come over? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stephwhitaker 2009-05-13 01:47 am UTC (link)
	You can if you want to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Nah I'm not even in Chicago. It probably isn't good if I did. For your sake. I'm quite irresistible. Well I don't have to tell you that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stephwhitaker 2009-05-13 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Last I checked, I resisted just fine. And besides, I'm off the market anyway so you'd just be getting your hopes up if you came over thinking you were getting lucky. Though I'm sure if you were home, there are other hot blonds around Chicago for you to seduce. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	You mean, I was having none of it when you were trying to jump my bones. If that's your definition of resisting, yes you did very well. With you, sweetheart, it ain't getting lucky... it's more like convenience. I give your off market days maybe another week. Good thing for you, I'll be in Chicago by then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stephwhitaker 2009-05-13 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	Um. No. I think you're confusing the roles in this situation, Nic. As for being off the market when you're in Chicago? Not happening. It's been going on for about two months now so... yea; staying that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa. Hold the phones! Two whole fucking months?! Damnnn. That's nearly a lifetime. Sorry I didn't know you two were nearly married. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stephwhitaker 2009-05-13 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	Oh shut the fuck up. Just meant it won't be over in the matter of weeks not that we're getting married. Not even on my radar. Don't be an asshole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	Then a matter of weeks and days? Well I wish you and your victim a lifetime of happiness. Because that shit really exists. Not. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rhiana_mele 2009-05-13 08:28 am UTC (link)
	I don't think this is how you go about it, Nicola. I could be wrong, though. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 01:54 pm UTC (link)
	Rhiana, then tell me. I don't have experience in this field whatsoever. How the hell do I go about it? I'm open to anything right now... except for gay sex. I ain't that desperate. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	coleman 2009-05-13 11:24 am UTC (link)
	Who said I was a fucking leash? I do what I please. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cfelicia 2009-05-13 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	Down boy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	littlenicky 2009-05-13 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	She said. That collar looks mighty fine on you. Oh yeah, and thanks for giving me a visit while I was on my deathbed, fucker. Sending Dante to do your dirty work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cfelicia 2009-05-13 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Didn't you know Cole's selfish and lazy? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	private cfelicia 2009-05-13 12:21 pm UTC (link)
	Nic - umm call me and not at 2:00am. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: private littlenicky 2009-05-13 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I'm sorry about that Fe. It had just happened right then, and I was acting like an idiot. I'll be in Chicago by tomorrow morning. Gotta come see you guys anyways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private cfelicia 2009-05-13 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Nah no worries, nothing to be sorry about, I didn't even hear it go off. I wanted to take a quick trip back to see you but I'll wait now. We need to talk... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: private littlenicky 2009-05-13 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	Yes we do. Oh how far I fell. I might as well have stayed under that rubble. Fuck. I'm starting to feel sorry for myself again. (Reply to this) (Parent)