Mello hated that he had to come out like this. What. A. Fucking. DRAG.

Sighing heavily as he approached the creature, he greeted her. "Hello, Sphinx bitch. I didn't know what the fuck you were talking about with that stupid riddle, so I brought you a bunch of stuff, just in case one of them happens to be it. First off. Some of my pubic hair." he dropped a plastic bag with some thick, curly blond hair in it. "Second. A box of jumbo condoms, because you ALWAYS can use those." he dumped that next to the plastic bag. "And third, a party hat from Y2K that's covered with poop. Hell, I don't know HOW that happened, but it was funny. Hheheheheh." he dropped the horribly stained party hat in the heap that had accumulated.

"Whoop. So long," he said, turning and leaving with a salute.