InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "Turn the bass down!"

Kain Highwind (holylance) wrote in chaosunraveled,
@ 2008-05-15 13:38:00

Entry tags:

finished thread, kain, lina, rating: pg

Who: Kain, Lina, and (Open)
When: May 15th/16th, midnight.
Where: On the Niflheim side of Emptiness.
Rating: PG, may change.
Warnings: Kain and Lina acting like five year olds.
Summary: Kain and Lina, both in dire need of some fun, decide to vandalize Niflheim with eggs, mayo, and rotten fish in the middle of the night.

Kain dropped the bag of rotten fish at his feet as he finally exited Emptiness, beginning to regret suggesting the rotten fish in the first place. He doubted he'd ever be able to wash the smell away.

Hopefully they won't smell us coming. Kain thought, glaring at the bag at his feet. His plan had been a bit too brilliant.

Still, the small, childish part of Kain that loved a good practical joke every now and then was ecstatic, and he certainly needed the fun this little adventure promised. He could hardly wait for Lina to show up with the eggs and jars of mayonnaise.

(Post a new comment)

givemefood
2008-05-16 12:59 am UTC (link)

It wasn't long before she floated into view carrying a ridiculously large sack of eggs and mayonnaise. The young woman was a tiny thing as it was, short in stature, petite in form - yet her outfit and attitude seemed to make up for all of that. Her cape and red hair fluttered in the breeze as she finally lowered to the ground next to him and let the sack sag onto the ground. "Alright, from the fish smell I can tell you've got to be Kain. Lina," she greeted him, before glancing at the Niflheim that was now in sight.

"Wow. I'm...really not impressed. I think we're going to be doing the building a favor," she commented.

(Reply to this) (Thread)

holylance
2008-05-16 01:15 am UTC (link)

Kain chucked as he caught sight of the young woman with the enormous bag. It was quite the spectacle, but he didn't offer her any assistance. She seemed to be handling it just fine.

He nodded his head in response to her greeting, following her gaze up to Niflheim and sharing her disgust at the building's appearance.

"It certainly couldn't hurt." He replied cheerfully, picking up his bag and taking a few steps forward.

He glanced back at her and, with an amused look on his face that was hard to discern due to his helmet, gestured toward the house.

"Ladies first." He said, his voice dripping with mock politeness.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

givemefood
2008-05-16 08:25 am UTC (link)

She took the back with her until they were within throwing distance. She took out a carton of rotten eggs and removed two from the container. Bending her arm back for a good throw, she grinned at him. "Thank you for the..." she hefted them at the gloomy walls, "consideration!"

They splattered in such a perfectly disgusting way that she couldn't help but grin wider. "It's looking better already. What do you want to add next?"

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

holylance
2008-05-16 10:36 am UTC (link)

Kain shot her a grin in return. "It's the least I could do for the lovely lady who came up with this wonderful plan in the first place."

He followed behind her, and suppressed a laugh as the eggs hit the walls with a disgusting splat, and reached into his own bag. He was glad that he'd decided to wear his gauntlets on this little outing, because the fish was slippery and he wouldn't have enjoyed the idea of touching the rotten flesh with his bare hands anyway.

He pulled out a handful of fish, and immediately began chucking them in different directions, some landing on the porch, others flopping onto the dirt. He imagined he looked pretty silly, spreading the fish around in the front yard like some sort of demented seed-sower.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

givemefood
2008-05-17 02:51 am UTC (link)

The sight of the two of them must've been extremely odd, but thankfully no one was watching them. Hell, even if someone was, she didn't care. Lina was venting her frustrations! Insult her art...

She tore open a can of mayonnaise and swung it across the wall, smearing the goop across it. She opened another and swung without letting go of the jar to watch the mayonnaise splatter over someone's window and begin to slide down slowly due to gravity. Oh, this was great!

She couldn't resist the little bit of gleeful laughter that escaped her. It'd been too long since she'd done something weird like this.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

holylance
2008-05-17 10:55 am UTC (link)

Kain was soon joining her in her laughter, despite his best efforts to stay at least halfway serious. The mayonnaise splattering across the wall and window was the last nail in the coffin sealing his dignity, at least temporarily. His bag of fish was soon finished off, leaving the yard looking like some sort of aquatic battleground. And smelling like one, too.

"Hey, think I could borrow a couple of those eggs?" Kain asked, holding up his empty bag in an over dramatic way. "Apparently I didn't bring enough fish."

He hadn't had this much fun in...Hell, he couldn't remember the last time he'd had this much fun. Anything earlier than the Crystal War seemed like a lifetime ago.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

givemefood
2008-05-19 09:07 pm UTC (link)

Lina grinned. "Take as many as you want!" she offered. "There's a mayonnaise jar left too, if you want," she noted, before tossing a few more eggs at Niflheim.

Kain was capable and serious...but from this, it was obvious to her that he also had a side that was up for more fun. That much she shared with him - as eccentric as she was. Kain just seemed to need a push for the fun side, but she had to be pushed a little for the more serious side. Well, there was more to it than that, she figured, but... It seemed that way so far.

All in all? She liked the guy. "Come on, soldier~ Make Asgard proud," Lina grinned, gesturing to Niflheim.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

holylance
2008-05-19 09:35 pm UTC (link)

Kain helped himself to a handful of eggs and began pelting the house with them, the sort of crunch-splatter sound they made on impact oddly satisfying. He wondered how the people of Niflheim would react to finding their house defaced in the morning, and he grinned when he imagined their outraged reaction.

Kain glanced at Lina, who was having just as much fun--if not more--than he was, and decided that he needed to do stuff like this more often. And Lina was the perfect partner in crime for it. She didn't want to know his life story, and didn't seem to mind that he wasn't sunshine and rainbows all the time.

He could do worse than her in the friend department.

The dragoon grinned in response to Lina's instructions. "Yes ma'am!" He replied stiffly, finishing off his handful of eggs and grabbing the jar of mayo. He twisted the cap off and, taking careful aim, threw the contents of the jar as hard as he could at the front door. The result was a huge white splatter mark that took up a good portion of the door. Kain stepped back to admire his work before tossing the jar aside with a chuckle.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

givemefood
2008-05-26 04:57 pm UTC (link)

Lina laughed at the sight and couldn't help but grin even wider. Oh, this was great. "I'm actually surprised no one's come out pissed off at us yet. I mean, I wouldn't mind a fight, but it's funnier to think of how they somehow failed to notice this yet."

She was tossing eggs at the building again, seemingly at random...until it began to make a noticable pattern.

Across the walls of Niflheim, some of the egg splatter formed a giant smiley face with a tongue sticking out rudely. Lina giggled. "Perfect addition! Every home to losers should have one. I almost wish i'd brought paint, too. Well, I guess I can find some pink paint for next time I get the urge to disrespect the enemy." Lina was already thinking of future plans for the next time someone in Niflheim pissed her off. This was just her mild style of vengeance - she could always get far, far worse. People did run after hearing her name for a reason, after all.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

holylance
2008-05-26 09:03 pm UTC (link)

"I know! We could be laying siege to the place and I doubt they'd care."

Kain watched Lina curiously, not sure what she was doing until the pattern began to emerge, and by then Kain wasn't even trying to stifle his laughter.

"That's...you're a genius, Lina. Yes, pink paint, definitely."

Kain took in their work with the sort of glowing pride that only an artist could muster up. Niflheim looked horrible, like the target of a drunken hazing ritual. He should know, he'd participated in them.

Once Kain had finally caught his breath, he straightened up and flashed Lina a grin. "Be sure to include me in any future plans, alright?"

(Reply to this) (Parent)