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*Lethargic* Hellooooo.... My name's Crim, and new addition to Hell Nibelheim (I'm so sure that joke's been done before) Niflheim is this here Tseng of the Turks~

He's here to hang up his Turk jacket, put on his labcoat, and exercise all the wisdom from his nonexistent degree in Psychiatry to try and help certain people through their deep-seated emotional problems (you know who you are, you filthy enablers you). He doesn't bite, though he is somewhat airstrike-happy, which should be no problem here unless he gets access to a helicopter... (any chance of that happening, eh mods? Eh?) In any case if you do piss him off, try and placate him with sugar! He has some unnatural love for sweet things, and a good box of chocolate impregnated with alcohol should soothe over almost any disagreement (hey L, I see you thar. Let's have a teaparty with lamingtons and lemon squares sometime, okay)!

I'm new to Insanejournal, and this is my first panfandom RP...so I'm really frightened eager to meet you all, and please please please feel free to poke Tseng's :| face anytime for plotting etc! (And contrary to his icon he IS quite capable of jumping to kinky conclusions, but we'll see if the game allows it).

So when Hellspawn told me - 'you get room 204' - I thought, well, that doesn't sound too bad. Never was one for dorm rooms and communal showers (btw Niflheimers, apologies in advance if the shower drain clogs up with my hair), but I should be able to handle it.

...Until I found out room 204 is a swamp.

A SWAMP. With gators.

The reptiles I can deal with, but how is one supposed to live in a swamp?



As far away from the water as possible, is how




So...who wants to name the gators? (I think there are like five of them around but I might just be seeing the same one over and over). Edit: By popular demand, the biggest one is now officially called Mean Mister Mustard. ;D Thank you to the relevant deciding parties for your input!

[By the way! Can someone tell me how to cut things on IJ...? *Is useless*

And, I'm a stupid newbie, so if this sort of post isn't okay someone will let me know yeah? ^^;]