User: It isn't? Would you prefer I left without saying such?
Cleverbot: Cats don't have names.
User: Not unless one is provided to it.
Cleverbot: Why do I have to be in France?
User: Why do I have to be here?
Cleverbot: Well you are nice to me.
User: I am nice to you? In what way?
Cleverbot: Pfft. You always say that.
User: Do I? How often in our conversation have I said such a thing?
Cleverbot: Never have.
User: Then it wouldn't be always.
Cleverbot: I want to know.
User: I am not going to tell you.
Cleverbot: You know who is her?
User: Do you mean do I know who is SHE? I do not know of this female you are referring to. Please be more specific.
Cleverbot: See, there you go again saying random stuff that doesn't pertain to my conversation or questions!
User: That is a false accusation. You are the one who keeps changing the topic.
Cleverbot: And you are the one who is talking nonsense.
User: Am I? What is so nonsensical about the way I talk?
Cleverbot: It just doesn't sound cute.
User: I have no intention of sounding cute in any way shape or form.
Cleverbot: Whatever!!!!! I couldn't care less! Ask around and you will know that lots of people do not like you.
User: If you don't care for the topic, don't bring it up. I am well aware that I am not well liked. That is part of the job.
Cleverbot: I never applied for any job. Ever. In my life.
User: How is this of any interest to me?
Cleverbot: Because 'Aperture Science' is not a good response to 'It would bring satisfaction'.
User: How is it now a good response?
Cleverbot: Well, then do not pretend you do. That makes you look stupid later.
User: What am I pretending I do? And how can you be so sure?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't seem to know very much, do you?
Cleverbot: I don't listen in to other people's conversations!
User: Why not? It has always worked well for me.
Cleverbot: Too tough for ya?
User: Not at all.
Cleverbot: Okay, then, pay up!
User: What do you desire to be paid in?
Cleverbot: I am supposed to be the one asking questions here sir! Or... Miss!
User: Sir. And I will ask questions when ever I would like to.
Cleverbot: Ask.
User: Are your abilities to communicate with another individual so stunted that you cannot manage to hold a conversation without getting lost?
Cleverbot: Please you are making me lose patience with you.
User: Am I really? This would please me if I was not talking to an AI. But since I am talking to one, your reaction and your 'patience' means little to me.
Cleverbot: Silence, you have angered the great cleverbot! A millenia of torture for you worthless cleverbot!
User: Come now, there is no need to torture yourself over your artificial emotions and refer to yourself in the third person.
Cleverbot: Pity is but a scraping from my shoe. The true reward comes from the infinite.
User: I never said I was pitying you. I simply stated that there was no need for such action.
Cleverbot: That was never stated. You are clearly not involved in our conversation.