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Rascal 'Sal' Phoenix (rascal_phoenix) wrote in chaosu_ooc,
@ 2009-04-25 22:44:00

Current mood:	sore
Entry tags:	hiatus

Semi-Hiatus
My Oma and Onkel Urs are arriving this Friday and will be visiting my family for a week, so my posting will be slow!

Also, the day after Fairytale Week ends, Sal will be back. ^^

~

Oh, and an update! For those who've noticed Sal's new icons (Brandi, I'm looking at you), I have something to say:

YES. SAL IS HOT.

And that is all.

Does this make you happy, Dis? xD

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	holylance 2009-04-26 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	FUCK YOU MAN ♥ Yeah hi I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to find the asexual sociopathic murderer attractive sob Y U DO DIS YYYYYYYYYYY P.S.: (WITH ACTUAL SHIT THAT IS IMPORTANT!) Hope you have fun with your family? <3 (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2009-04-26 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	My, my, what foul language! gaaaaaasp Lol! Well that's why it wasn't ever advertised. xD Because, sure, he looks good, but nobody wants to date that personality. And if they do? They're weird as fuck and get an automatic NO stamped on their foreheads. xDD PS: Oh, I'll have fun! I hope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	holylance 2009-04-26 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Are you going to wash my mouth out with soap? ;_; Nooooooo they don't. I mean, unless they have a death wish. Sal's suicide services! You fail at life? We'll bail you out! LMAO! Yeah dude, his personality is kind of like the BRIGHT NEON COLORS on poisonous animals that tell you to stay the fuck away, so. xD P.S.: I believe! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2009-04-26 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, I was thinking about stuffing it with uncooked bacon! Lmao!! His is a true evil. xD Can you imagine him working at a suicide hotline? Hahaha, true! But some people like those colors~ Let's go pet a snake, Brandi, I want the poison of love flowing through my veins! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstofsix 2009-04-26 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh god you want me to die don't you weeps D: Oh god, it would be simultaneously the saddest and most hilarious thing ever. Truuueee~ Hell yeah man, sounds like an adventure to me! Let's get dangerous! <3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2009-04-27 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Well, yes, but you weren't supposed to find out this quickly! ;__; The only way I'd get a kick out of it is if the people calling the suicide hotline were rapists and pedophiles. Then I would have no problem. xD Lol! I've already got my Stever Irwin accent on! Let's roll!! =D (Reply to this) (Parent)

secret_of_god
2009-04-27 12:52 am UTC (link)

Sal: Hello; you've reached the suicide hotline; my name is Sal. How may I help you?

Person: My life is crap, and I feel worthless. I want to kill myself!

Sal: No, now why would you do that?

*thirty minutes later*

Sal: Okay, so I think you and I should meet over at this restaurant. I know a way to make you feel better.

Person: Alright, thank you so much!

*click/click*

Sal: Keh keh keh keh; Jackpot!

*then it's revealed that Alessa was the caller*

Alessa: Well, that was easy. I wonder how long Sal is going to wait at that restaurant?

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	rascal_phoenix 2009-04-27 01:19 am UTC (link)
	I'll have you know Sal waited there for three days straight! They called the cops on his ass, but noooo, he waited. You annihilated a serial killer's dreams, Alessa! You must now pay the price! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bring_god_down 2009-04-26 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, that makes me so very happy! xD (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2009-04-26 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Dances the winning-est dance ever! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sith_supreme 2009-04-27 05:39 am UTC (link)
	I hope you have much fun with your family. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2009-04-27 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you! =D I haven't seen them in five years - I'm nervous, haha. (Reply to this) (Parent)