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Tweak says, "Cry Havoc!"

Alessa Gillespie (bring_god_down) wrote in chaosu_ooc,
@ 2009-01-19 00:34:00

Entry tags:

creativity

I know, I know, going to Hell.

Cast:

Alessa Gillespie -
Blythe Stoker -
Rascal (Sal) Phoenix (female) - Angelina Jolie
Rascal (Sal) Phoenix (male) - Zachary Quinto
Rascal (Sal) Phoenix (sexless) - Some random transsexual we found working the red light district.
Dorian - Some homeless bum that was ranting about cats and marbles
Kain - Fabio
Walter Sullivan - That err one guy from Lost. The one with long hair...you know.
Schroedinger - Is in the movie, but not in the movie.
Mitch - Seth Green
Emerald - Some hooker with green hair
Lucifer - Jensen Ackles
Metatron - Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Maria - Cameron Diaz
Henry Townsend - Jim Carrey
Eileen Galvin - Charlize Theron.

Announcer: They thought that when they died all wars would be over.

*several clips done at high speed showing everyone being killed.*

Announcer: But then they discovered that they were only pulled into the greatest war of all time.

*scene of Lucifer talking to the Niflheimers.*

Lucifer: You ALL will be MY army, and TOGETHER WE WILL CRUSH ASGARD!

All: Heil Lucifer! Heil Lucifer.

*scene of Metatron talking to the Asgardians*

Metatron: I'm so happy that we are together! Let's make cupcakes!

All: ...YAAAAY!

Announcer: This movie will blow you away with ACTION!

*Slow motion shot of Kain leaping up into the air with a harpoon. He shoots it at Sal (sexless form) who does a backwards flip away from the weapon.*

Announcer: ROMANCE

*Shot of Sal (male) and Alessa making out rather violently in a dingy looking place.*

Alessa: Oh Sal, you make me feel so good!

Sal: That's why they call me the Phoenix, baby!

Announcer: GUNS

*Shot of Blythe talking to Maria*

Blythe: How do you plan on dealing with Sal? She can shoot somebody's nipple off from three miles away!

Maria: *Cocking an M4* Well, I'm just going to have to blow her brains out, now won't I?

*Shot of Sal wearing a robotic gun suit, and shooting everything*

Announcer: SUSPENSE!

Mitch: ...
Henry: ...
Schroedinger: ...
Eileen: Hi guys, I'm going to undress now!

Announcer: HUMOR

Dorian: THE MARBLES WILL KILL US ALL!!!!

Announcer: AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CRAP THAT WILL MAKE THIS MOVIE AWESOME! Coming to theaters hopefully never: Chaos Unraveled: The Movie.

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	franksunderland 2009-01-19 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Oh wow. That killed me. Eileen especially. (Charlize Theron? XD) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2009-01-19 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	It's perfect, because she looks nothing like her! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	boughtnsold 2009-01-19 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	I see a Golden Globe in your future. xD (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2009-01-19 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Is it made of chocolate? xD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boughtnsold 2009-01-19 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	If you prefer Rocher over gold, sure! xD Goodness, gracious, great balls of chocolate! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2009-01-19 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Dude those things are so awesome! Especially the dark chocolate ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boughtnsold 2009-01-19 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss! ♥ Well, I'm dark chocolate all the way most of the time, but especially for Rocher~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2009-01-19 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Dark chocolate is sooooo good when it's done right. <3 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	1st_lord 2009-01-23 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	I adore you. Utterly. xD (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2009-01-24 12:14 am UTC (link)
	xD (Reply to this) (Parent)