Alessa Gillespie (bring_god_down) wrote in chaosu_ooc, @ 2009-01-19 00:34:00 |
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I know, I know, going to Hell.
Cast:
Alessa Gillespie -
Blythe Stoker -
Rascal (Sal) Phoenix (female) - Angelina Jolie
Rascal (Sal) Phoenix (male) - Zachary Quinto
Rascal (Sal) Phoenix (sexless) - Some random transsexual we found working the red light district.
Dorian - Some homeless bum that was ranting about cats and marbles
Kain - Fabio
Walter Sullivan - That err one guy from Lost. The one with long hair...you know.
Schroedinger - Is in the movie, but not in the movie.
Mitch - Seth Green
Emerald - Some hooker with green hair
Lucifer - Jensen Ackles
Metatron - Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Maria - Cameron Diaz
Henry Townsend - Jim Carrey
Eileen Galvin - Charlize Theron.
Announcer: They thought that when they died all wars would be over.
*several clips done at high speed showing everyone being killed.*
Announcer: But then they discovered that they were only pulled into the greatest war of all time.
*scene of Lucifer talking to the Niflheimers.*
Lucifer: You ALL will be MY army, and TOGETHER WE WILL CRUSH ASGARD!
All: Heil Lucifer! Heil Lucifer.
*scene of Metatron talking to the Asgardians*
Metatron: I'm so happy that we are together! Let's make cupcakes!
All: ...YAAAAY!
Announcer: This movie will blow you away with ACTION!
*Slow motion shot of Kain leaping up into the air with a harpoon. He shoots it at Sal (sexless form) who does a backwards flip away from the weapon.*
Announcer: ROMANCE
*Shot of Sal (male) and Alessa making out rather violently in a dingy looking place.*
Alessa: Oh Sal, you make me feel so good!
Sal: That's why they call me the Phoenix, baby!
Announcer: GUNS
*Shot of Blythe talking to Maria*
Blythe: How do you plan on dealing with Sal? She can shoot somebody's nipple off from three miles away!
Maria: *Cocking an M4* Well, I'm just going to have to blow her brains out, now won't I?
*Shot of Sal wearing a robotic gun suit, and shooting everything*
Announcer: SUSPENSE!
Mitch: ...
Henry: ...
Schroedinger: ...
Eileen: Hi guys, I'm going to undress now!
Announcer: HUMOR
Dorian: THE MARBLES WILL KILL US ALL!!!!
Announcer: AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CRAP THAT WILL MAKE THIS MOVIE AWESOME! Coming to theaters hopefully never: Chaos Unraveled: The Movie.