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Alessa Gillespie (bring_god_down) wrote in chaosu_ooc,
@ 2008-12-22 17:08:00

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holiday gifts

Alessa's getting a few people gifts for the Holiday.

Blythe - Will be getting a book (written entirely in Braille) of herb based/plant based magic.

Dorian - Will be getting a painting of a snowy scene, painted by Alessa.

Frank - Will be getting some things for the butterfly, but also some CDs (various kinds, but the kind that Frank would like.)

Henry - Will be getting a new tripod, and new lenses for his camera

L - Will be getting the complete discography of Meshuggah*

Mello - Will be getting various Tijijuana Bibles**

Misa - Will be getting a case of good makeup.

Morana - Will be getting a collection of poetry

Sal - (will be sent after Alessa finds her present from Sal.) Will be getting a box. Inside said box is a large manilla envelope which reads 'Nude photos of me inside. I'm not the only one who needs practice.' Inside of the envelope there will only be a single sheet of paper.

Did you really think I'd give you nude photos of myself? Your presents in that other box.

Inside of the box is the male parts that Sal sent her.

Walter - Will be getting a painting of a sunset. Will be sent anonymously

And to everyone else in Asgard, Alessa will be making gift baskets of various teas, coffees, and baked goods.

* - Meshuggah is widely considered by some to be a 'math metal' band. L can listen to the CDs and figure out the math behind it.

** - Tiajuana Bibles - Little pornographic comics they used to make in the 20s and 30s. Often times they displayed certain comic characters.

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	boy_silhouette 2008-12-22 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Dorian: =D Blythe: +D (it's a blind smiley face!) Sal: D: "DAMN." (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-22 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Sal's potential reaction makes me laugh. XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-12-22 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	Sal: WEEPSOB He will be having serious words with her when he speaks to her again haha! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-22 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	XDD Oh boy, I can't wait for that exchange! X3 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-12-22 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Haha!! I want to thread it. ;_; (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-22 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Me too! ;_; singing Buuut we muust waaait till Maaaarch! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-12-22 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	...........Did I miss a step - are we seriously waiting until March to thread? D: Or am I being a putz and you're singing for the hell of it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-22 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'm probably singing for the hell of it, but man the thread would have to forward dated. XD Wait, when is Sal becoming Princess Awesome of the Most Awesomenest Land Evar? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blind_oracle 2008-12-22 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well you have a lovely voice, I must say~ =P XD And the charming Brandy will be arriving in early February. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-22 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	HA! Ooh, that could give us some time to thread that meeting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blind_oracle 2008-12-22 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	XD Now don't be modest! Yeeehehes~ Any specific ideas rummaging around in your brain? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-22 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	XD For some absurd reason I got this image in my head of Alessa and Sal singing to each other in French. WHY BRAIN? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME???! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blind_oracle 2008-12-22 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Ohoho! Because it's totally romantic and IC? =D? And I don't know, but I do know I would love to give your brain a cookie! Because thanks to you, I got images of Brandy moonwalking past Alessa's door. xD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-22 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	BUT ALESSA CAN'T SPEAK FRENCH! It's be all gibberish. XD AARGH! Now I have that image to! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blind_oracle 2008-12-22 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	They can sing Lady Marmalade! Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada! Totally legit, even for gibberish. Scene, as such: Brandy: moonkwalks Alessa: o.o Brandy: stops outside door, gyrates Alessa: ...-.- Brandy: =D? Alessa: -.-### Brandy: sulks off (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blind_oracle 2008-12-22 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	PS - I know nothing about internet faces XD. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-22 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	AH HA HA Yes! That's exactly what would happen! And Sal and Alessa singing Lady Marmalade. Shit, they NEED to do that on crack day! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blind_oracle 2008-12-22 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	lol, Alessa will return writing in her diary and sigh DEEPLY. And they WILL! It was destiny - this duet has to happen! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-22 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Alessa: Dear diary. I want to kill Brandy. AKLJHSLKHAD! YES! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-12-22 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	And two seconds later, out in the hall, Brandy slides into Alessa's line of sight in the hall, dancing the underwear scene from Risky Business. XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-23 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Alessa uses telekinesis on her. Alessa: Oops! Clumsy me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-12-23 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Brandy: OMG! That was, like, so totally mean! limps off GRIEVING (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-23 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Alessa: when Brandy is out of site, she does a jig (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-12-23 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO figures! xDD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-23 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	Extra crack, if suddenly the room changes into an Irish pub, and suddenly a bunch of other people appear...causing a reedition of "Lord of the Dance" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-12-23 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh - Oh God no. You just had to go there, didn't you!? xD Please tell me the chest-baring Michael Flatley was not a part of this! It's heinous enough as it is with Alessa probably tapping along to it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-24 01:45 am UTC (link)
	XD XD I AM EVIL!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boy_silhouette 2008-12-24 11:02 am UTC (link)
	Yes you are! sobs - sobs HARD (Reply to this) (Parent)

	franksunderland 2008-12-22 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, thank you. Frank will be touched. And Eileen will like hers too; she likes that kind of thing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-22 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Alessa will be happy that Frank and Eileen are happy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	luke_lawliet 2008-12-23 12:41 am UTC (link)
	O_O These are surprisingly nice. Even Mello will love his. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-23 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Aww, that's awesome! X3 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	my_private_life 2008-12-23 10:48 am UTC (link)
	Henry will be over the moon. :D He loves his shiny new camera equipment! :D (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bring_god_down 2008-12-25 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Yaay! :D (Reply to this) (Parent)