GO/HP drabble: Gayer Than Thou [Aziraphale/Crowley, Harry/Draco, general]
Title: Gayer Than Thou Author: celandineb Fandom: GO/HP crossover Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley, Harry/Draco Rating: general Warning: Cracky situation. Summary: Crowley has good gaydar. Note: Drabble written for fleurdeliser for holiday 2007.
"Hell yes, I'm serious," Crowley hissed, nodding at the two young men browsing in the front of the angel's shop. "They're unquestionably wizards, and gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide."
"But how can you tell?" asked Aziraphale.
The fair-haired man poked his companion and murmured in his ear.
"Draco," protested the other in a loud whisper. "Not here." But his arm went around the first man's waist.
Crowley rolled his eyes. "Because if we were human, that is exactly how we would behave." He patted Aziraphale's bum. "I might just decide to behave that way anyway."