Celandine's Chronicle (celandineb) wrote in cels_fic_haven, @ 2009-09-07 20:55:00 |
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Entry tags: | star trek ficlets kirk/mccoy |
Star Trek fic: The Time of the [Allergy] Season [Kirk/McCoy, general]
Title: The Time of the [Allergy] Season
Author: celandineb
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: general
Length: 270 words
Warnings: innuendo
Summary: Kirk's allergies kick in at an inopportune moment.
Note: For florahart, who asked for Kirk, spasm. The obligatory sex-pollen fic. The title is a play on the Zombies song, "Time of the Season."
The coughing spasms were getting worse, to the point where Jim almost retched at the end of each one.
"Isn't there... something... that'll... stop this?" he wheezed in between coughs.
Bones shook his head. "You're allergic to the only thing I have here that might help. This reaction probably won't kill you; that one definitely would. You'll just have to wait it out."
"Damn." In a momentary respite, he tried to breathe shallowly, afraid of triggering the cough again.
"We're being picked up tomorrow. And look on the bright side."
Jim raised his eyebrows inquiringly.
"The pollen is an aphrodisiac. If we bring some of the seeds back to the ship, I can see if I can isolate that factor from the constituent that is causing your cough." Bones gave a smirk worthy of Jim himself. "You might find it... useful."
"Hey!" Jim started to protest before another spasm seized him. He wasn't the one who ever had that sort of trouble. Well, only once this week. Twice. Anyhow, Bones needed it just as much as he did, that was for sure. He glared through watering eyes. It was completely unfair that Bones hadn't had any sort of negative reaction, when they'd both enjoyed the benefits of the blooming flowers in their hotel room.
Some honeymoon this had turned out to be, Jim thought.
"But in the meantime, I've noticed that you cough less when you're distracted." Bones grinned again. "So..." He reached for Jim.
The cough might almost be worth it, if this was the sort of distraction Bones was prepared to provide, Jim decided, as Bones went to work.