Star Trek drabble: The Perfect Sandwich [Scotty, general]
Title: The Perfect Sandwich Author: celandineb Fandom: Star Trek XI Character: Scotty Rating: general Length: 100 words Summary: There wasn't one perfect sandwich, Scotty knew. Note: For ancarett, who wanted Scotty, sandwich.
There wasn't one perfect sandwich, Scotty knew. It all depended on the person.
Take the wee ensign Chekov. Scotty imagined that his perfect sandwich would feature black bread, pickled onions, and smoked fish. Doctor McCoy, now, was likely to prefer a classic fried oyster po' boy, while the captain would be a Dagwood man.
So Scotty ensured that the replicator could handle any sandwich request that the crew might have. For himself – ah now, today he fancied lean mutton, on thick oat bread, with plenty of piccalilli. He punched in the combination and sighed with pleasure at his first bite.