ALSO
I got all literary there and forgot to mention this:
OH MY GOD REMUS AND TEDDY FINALLY HAVING COCK-PENETRATION SEX WAS THE BEST SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF SCENES OKAY AND REMUS'S COCK BEING WARM AND ALIVE UNLIKE THE PLUGS JUST. JUST. MADE MY BRAIN EXPLODE ALL OVER THE COMPUTER SCREEN BECAUSE OH MY GOD REMUS LUPIN YOU BEAST OF SEX OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FOR REAL JUST. A;LSKJDGLASJG.