Nope, Teddy definitely doesn't. Which is not to say he's a bad kid, just, he's a kid, and a horny one at that, and his brain is kind of overflowing right about now. But he's a sweet kid, too (he's Remus's son, after all, hey) and, as Cel said, he'll do all he can to give Andrew a happy Christmas.
I lurve Simon. Glad you like him too.
Hahahahahahah yes. I, um, may possibly have a frotting-on-the-sofa kink, as well as a boys-coming-in-their-pants kink. I'm so lucky that Cel indulges me like this. :P