You lo-lo! This is Earth. Everyone here is from Earth. This is a hospital, not a planet. A hospital called Cheshire Crossing.

I know about tea. The little pounches filled with leafy-smelling stuff, yeah? Put it in hot water, let is soak in... that kind of thing. Add honey, or sugar, or milk, or lemon to it.

I'm Lilo. I would say it's nice to meet you, Arthur P. Dent, but... I have not met you. So, I shall say, it's nice to exchange messages with you.

- Lilo.